{"id":91571,"date":"2023-06-25T22:09:45","date_gmt":"2023-06-26T05:09:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=91571"},"modified":"2023-06-25T22:09:45","modified_gmt":"2023-06-26T05:09:45","slug":"consuelos-pinned","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2023\/06\/25\/consuelos-pinned\/","title":{"rendered":"Consuelos Pinned"},"content":{"rendered":"

Let\u2019s turn to a domestic TV host, Kelly Ripa<\/strong>. Actually, we\u2019re turning to her sexy hubby, Mark Consuelos<\/strong>. Certainly Mark is too old for the Schofield chaps, but he\u2019s perfect for me. Recently, Mark went to work out with his Italian soccer team. Let me stop right there, because I know what you\u2019re thinking. Yes, Mark and Kelly are co-owners of an Italian soccer team. Strike that \u2013 two Italian soccer teams! Campobasso 1919<\/em> and Ascoli FC<\/em>. I know all about these teams because\u2026well, I slept with a lot of athletes in Italy. Mark was working out with one of his two soccer teams and got injured. I believe the explanation was that someone pulled his groin \u2013 but my Italian is rusty. While he was being inspected by the doctor (at least they said he was a doctor), Mark\u2019s crotchal area had to be digitally scrambled because when an Italian soccer player pulls your groin, it shows \u2013 regardless of how straight you are! A more recent headline said, \u201cMark Consuelos strips down to a wrestling singlet to get pummeled by a college jock.\u201d Where do I sign up to see that, you may ask? Happily, the footage of Consuelos opposing \u201cthe most dominant wrestler in college\u201d does not disappoint \u2013 and you can see it on BillyMasters.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Let\u2019s turn to a domestic TV host, Kelly Ripa. Actually, we\u2019re turning to her sexy hubby, Mark Consuelos. Certainly Mark is too old for the Schofield chaps, but he\u2019s perfect for me. Recently, Mark went to work out with his Italian soccer team. Let me stop right there, because I know what you\u2019re thinking. Yes,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-91571","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91571","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=91571"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91571\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":91572,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91571\/revisions\/91572"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=91571"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=91571"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=91571"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}