{"id":91600,"date":"2023-07-09T19:08:46","date_gmt":"2023-07-10T02:08:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=91600"},"modified":"2023-07-09T19:08:46","modified_gmt":"2023-07-10T02:08:46","slug":"billys-ptown-nights","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2023\/07\/09\/billys-ptown-nights\/","title":{"rendered":"Billy’s Ptown Nights"},"content":{"rendered":"

If it\u2019s July 4th<\/sup> in the US of A, it\u2019s Billy <\/strong>in Provincetown.  This year, our nation\u2019s birthday was marred by bad weather, not unlike when Washington<\/strong> crossed the Delaware (which I suspect had just as much debauchery).  But the rain did not dampen my spirits when it came to shows and sex and such.  Given my unique perspective, let me suggest what you should be seeing should you venture to our little fishing village on the edge of forever.<\/p>\n

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This will be the last season for the Provincetown Art House <\/em>\u2013 at least under the aegis of Mark Cortale<\/strong>.  But he\u2019s certainly going out with a bang.  I zipped into town in time to see Max von Essen<\/strong>, ably accompanied by the legendary Billy Stritch<\/strong>.  As I thought about my review while sitting in the darkened venue, I ran out of superlatives.  Obviously, Max is attractive.  He\u2019s charming.  He\u2019s personable.  He sings like a dream.  He moves with ease.  He, in short, is the whole package \u2013 and let us not even discuss his package.  From the lowest notes of his range, to the top (so to speak), the voice is perfectly placed and borders on luxurious.  More than anything else, Max knows how to use his lyrics to tell a story \u2013 and chooses material ideally suited for his abundant gifts.  And I am not exaggerating.  Go see him whenever you can.  The rest of this season can be found at PtownArtHouse.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n

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Then there\u2019s Varla Jean Merman<\/strong>.  You will not find a stronger, more talented performer anywhere in the world.  What Varla does is something nobody else could do \u2013 marry impeccable vocals with ideal timing and outrageous material.  She will deliver a joke or a premise and you will think it couldn\u2019t be funnier \u2013 and then she\u2019ll top herself\u2026something hard to do in Ptown, a city with nary a top in sight!  Merman\u2019s show this year, Stand By Your Drag<\/em><\/strong>, is timely with all the anti-drag legislation.  The material is fresh, the original songs are tuneful, and the lyrics are laden with single, double, and even triple entendres.  She\u2019s at the Crown & Anchor<\/em>, which is one-stop-shopping for your gaycation needs.  Check out their fully-packed schedule at OnlyAtTheCrown.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n

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I then sauntered over to the Post Office Caf\u00e9 and Cabaret<\/em>, but only partook of the Cabaret <\/em>portion (I will return for the Caf\u00e9<\/em>).  First up was the hysterical Judy Gold<\/strong>, whose new show is called Everything Hurts Everywhere All At Once<\/em><\/strong>.  She\u2019s one of those rare comics who can seamlessly weave spontaneous banter with the audience amongst tried and true material.  If there\u2019s someone funnier, smarter, and with more charisma \u2013 I\u2019ve not met them.  Always provocative, always hysterical, and always delivers.  She is only performing Sundays, Tuesdays and Thursdays, with tickets at PostOfficeCafe.net<\/u><\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n

Also at the Post Office <\/em>is Schartt$ Creek<\/em><\/strong> \u2013 a parody of Schitt\u2019s Creek<\/em><\/strong>.  This is an alternate ending by writer and performer Jamie Morris <\/strong>(of Mommie Queerest<\/em><\/strong> fame), who plays Moira.  And it\u2019s a HOOT!  Actually it\u2019s a hoot and a half, but I\u2019m not sure how that translates for our metric-crazed Canadians.  Nonetheless, I highly recommend checking it out on Sundays, Wednesdays and Saturday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

If it\u2019s July 4th in the US of A, it\u2019s Billy in Provincetown.  This year, our nation\u2019s birthday was marred by bad weather, not unlike when Washington crossed the Delaware (which I suspect had just as much debauchery).  But the rain did not dampen my spirits when it came to shows and sex and such. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-91600","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91600","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=91600"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91600\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":91609,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91600\/revisions\/91609"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=91600"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=91600"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=91600"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}