{"id":91681,"date":"2023-08-06T21:13:39","date_gmt":"2023-08-07T04:13:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=91681"},"modified":"2023-08-06T21:13:39","modified_gmt":"2023-08-07T04:13:39","slug":"whyd-they-divorce","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2023\/08\/06\/whyd-they-divorce\/","title":{"rendered":"Why&#8217;d They Divorce?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One thing everyone who has been through a breakup will tell you is that it isn\u2019t caused by one thing \u2013 unless, of course, your mate is bad in bed.&nbsp; That is a dealbreaker.&nbsp; In the case of the divorce of <strong>Ricky Martin <\/strong>and <strong>Jwan Yosef<\/strong>, we now know that it\u2019s been on a downward spiral for three years \u2013 which is particularly long since they\u2019ve only been married for six!&nbsp; \u201cThis isn\u2019t something new,\u201d said Ricky.&nbsp; \u201cWe have been planning this situation for a long time.&nbsp; This is pre-pandemic.\u201d&nbsp; I\u2019ve heard of people staying together for the children \u2013 but for the pandemic?&nbsp; \u201cWhen the public found out that we were divorcing, we had already gone through a process of much solitude.&nbsp; We were firm that this is what needed to happen for his well-being, my well-being, and for our children.\u201d&nbsp; All I got out of that was Jwan isn\u2019t that bad in bed.&nbsp; After all, didn\u2019t Ricky say it was \u201cfirm\u201d?&nbsp; And, frankly, the fact that Yosef spells his name \u201cJwan\u201d would probably be a dealbreaker for <em>moi<\/em>!<\/p>\n<p>I must confess that I\u2019ve spent more than a few sleepless nights pondering the breakup of <strong>Justin Trudeau<\/strong>\u2019s marriage \u2013 or, perhaps, longing for Trudeau to ponder me.&nbsp; The couple went public with their uncoupling while revealing no details\u2026except that they have already signed a \u201clegal separation agreement\u201d.&nbsp; What we do know is that both men and women are coming out of the closet wanting Trudeau to come\u2026well, wherever he wants.&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One thing everyone who has been through a breakup will tell you is that it isn\u2019t caused by one thing \u2013 unless, of course, your mate is bad in bed.&nbsp; That is a dealbreaker.&nbsp; In the case of the divorce of Ricky Martin and Jwan Yosef, we now know that it\u2019s been on a downward<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-91681","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91681","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=91681"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91681\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":91690,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91681\/revisions\/91690"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=91681"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=91681"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=91681"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}