{"id":91691,"date":"2023-08-06T21:15:51","date_gmt":"2023-08-07T04:15:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=91691"},"modified":"2023-08-06T21:15:51","modified_gmt":"2023-08-07T04:15:51","slug":"top-or-bottom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2023\/08\/06\/top-or-bottom\/","title":{"rendered":"Top or Bottom?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Isaac Mizrahi <\/strong>is apparently the only gay out there to not know that <strong>Andy Cohen <\/strong>identifies as a top.&nbsp; When Cohen guested on the <strong><em>Hello Isaac<\/em><\/strong> podcast, one of the fashionista\u2019s more pointed questions was, \u201cAre you a top or a bottom?\u201d&nbsp; Andy didn\u2019t hesitate to proclaim, \u201cI\u2019m a top\u201d.&nbsp; Predictable.&nbsp; Less so was Cohen\u2019s follow-up statement.&nbsp; \u201cI wish that I could\u2026I need to loosen up, as they say.\u201d&nbsp; He adds that given a choice, \u201cI think I would be more of a bottom.\u201d&nbsp; I know some men who could help him in that department.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"colorbar1\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Apparently everyone has been assuming that <strong>Troye Sivan <\/strong>is a power bottom.&nbsp; I, on the other hand, would have a devil of a time picking him out of a police lineup.&nbsp; Yes, I\u2019ve read his name a lot, but all I\u2019m actually certain of is that he isn\u2019t that little person from the <strong><em>Austin Powers<\/em><\/strong> movies.&nbsp; Beyond that, no clue.&nbsp; Well, I know he sings \u2013 but don\u2019t ask me to hum any of his ditties.&nbsp; One such ditty is called \u201cBloom\u201d, which Troye (with an \u201ce\u201d) believes led people to assume he\u2019s a bottom.&nbsp; \u201cI think in the sort of consciousness of gay people, I\u2019m some crazy power bottom or something, which is just not the case, and I just wanted to put that out there.\u201d&nbsp; First, methinks the lady doth protest too much, Macduff.&nbsp; And, honey, if you\u2019re putting it out there \u2013 well, that\u2019s how rumors get started!<\/p>\n<p>This leads to a story about <strong>Tom Daley <\/strong>\u2013 and the connection is not what you\u2019d think\u2026or maybe it is.&nbsp; Daley announced that he\u2019s in training for the <em>Paris Olympics<\/em>.&nbsp; In making the announcement via <em>YouTube<\/em>, he was playing Troye Silvan\u2019s \u201cRush\u201d, which is an ode to gay intimacy.&nbsp; At least that\u2019s what I\u2019m told \u2013 I never heard the song.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Isaac Mizrahi is apparently the only gay out there to not know that Andy Cohen identifies as a top.&nbsp; When Cohen guested on the Hello Isaac podcast, one of the fashionista\u2019s more pointed questions was, \u201cAre you a top or a bottom?\u201d&nbsp; Andy didn\u2019t hesitate to proclaim, \u201cI\u2019m a top\u201d.&nbsp; Predictable.&nbsp; Less so was Cohen\u2019s<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-91691","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91691","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=91691"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91691\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":91692,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91691\/revisions\/91692"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=91691"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=91691"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=91691"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}