{"id":91733,"date":"2023-08-20T20:22:19","date_gmt":"2023-08-21T03:22:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=91733"},"modified":"2023-08-20T20:22:19","modified_gmt":"2023-08-21T03:22:19","slug":"beyonces-traveling-throne","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2023\/08\/20\/beyonces-traveling-throne\/","title":{"rendered":"Beyonce&#8217;s Traveling Throne"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Of course, there are other music stories in which I don\u2019t figure so prominently.&nbsp; Like, for instance, we just learned a shocking revelation about <strong>Beyonc\u00e9<\/strong>.&nbsp; A media outlet snagged a photo of her luggage, which included a large box labeled \u201cBeyonc\u00e9 Toilet Seats\u201d.&nbsp; Yes, <em>Queen Bee <\/em>requires sitting on a very particular throne \u2013 even on the road.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Britney Spears <\/strong>was photographed visiting <strong>Lance Bass <\/strong>and his twins <strong>Violet <\/strong>and <strong>Alexander<\/strong>.&nbsp; She captioned it, \u201cI am a new auntie for Lance\u2019s babies!!!&nbsp; They are absolutely gorgeous babies!!!\u201d.&nbsp; It depends on how you define the term \u201cnew\u201d\u2026the kids are almost two!&nbsp; She may be a \u201cnew auntie\u201d, but she\u2019s certainly not an attentive one.&nbsp; Although, she\u2019s had loads of reasons to be distracted.&nbsp; Brit just got married last year.&nbsp; So, you know \u2013 newlyweds.&nbsp; And then there\u2019s the latest news \u2013 she\u2019s getting a divorce.&nbsp; OK, who had 62 weeks in the pool?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"colorbar1\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Someone named <strong>Tory Lanez <\/strong>has been sentenced to 10 years in prison after shooting <strong>Megan Thee Stallion <\/strong>in the foot.&nbsp; It happened at the end of a party at <strong>Kris Jenner<\/strong>\u2019s house in 2020 \u2013 proving definitively that nothing good happens at a party at Kris Jenner\u2019s house.&nbsp; Tory claims shooting Megan was an accident.&nbsp; Should anyone want to make a film about this incident, I have the perfect title: <strong><em>They Shoot Horses, Don\u2019t They?<br \/>\n<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\nIt\u2019s oft said there\u2019s no such thing as bad press, but <strong>Lizzo <\/strong>probably begs to differ.&nbsp; After multiple backup dancers filed suit against her for sexual harassment with a banana, another woman has come forward with a tale of her own \u2013 <strong>Brooklyn Elizabeth Brown <\/strong>claims that Lizzo slept with her boyfriend of 10 years!&nbsp; It happened when Lizzo and <strong>Myke Wright <\/strong>were co-hosting <strong><em>Wonderland<\/em><\/strong> on <em>MTV <\/em>back in 2018.&nbsp; I can\u2019t imagine this is that big a scandal.&nbsp; Doesn\u2019t this happen all the time with co-hosts?&nbsp; OK, maybe not on <strong><em>The View<\/em><\/strong>, but definitely on <strong><em>GMA3<\/em><\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Of course, there are other music stories in which I don\u2019t figure so prominently.&nbsp; Like, for instance, we just learned a shocking revelation about Beyonc\u00e9.&nbsp; A media outlet snagged a photo of her luggage, which included a large box labeled \u201cBeyonc\u00e9 Toilet Seats\u201d.&nbsp; Yes, Queen Bee requires sitting on a very particular throne \u2013 even<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-91733","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91733","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=91733"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91733\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":91734,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91733\/revisions\/91734"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=91733"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=91733"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=91733"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}