{"id":91822,"date":"2023-09-24T21:16:18","date_gmt":"2023-09-25T04:16:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=91822"},"modified":"2023-09-24T21:16:18","modified_gmt":"2023-09-25T04:16:18","slug":"boeberts-handsy-beau","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2023\/09\/24\/boeberts-handsy-beau\/","title":{"rendered":"Boebert&#8217;s Handsy Beau"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A blindfold would have come in handy for either <strong>Lauren Boebert <\/strong>or her date.&nbsp; My God, I haven\u2019t seen anyone so handsy at a musical since I went to see <strong><em>Moulin Rouge<\/em><\/strong> with an ex!&nbsp; Something about elephants made him hot\u2026thank goodness!&nbsp; We\u2019ve all seen Lauren and her beau vaping and feeling each other up during a matinee of <strong><em>Beetlejuice<\/em><\/strong> \u2013 not the most erotic musical I\u2019ve ever seen!&nbsp; After denying the episode even took place, she was shown a video.&nbsp; She not only copped to the behavior (which included her date copping a feel), but admitted that her date is a Democrat.&nbsp; \u201cI learned to check party affiliation before you go on a date\u201d.&nbsp; Mind you, this was their first date and he got to third base.&nbsp; If he had taken her to <em>Denny\u2019s<\/em>, he could have gotten a grand slam!&nbsp; Not only is her date a Democrat, he owns a gay bar!!!&nbsp; Not so much a gay bar as a gay-friendly bar.&nbsp; The <strong><em>Hooch Craft Cocktail Bar <\/em><\/strong>in Aspen hosted a drag show during <strong><em>Aspen Gay Ski Week<\/em><\/strong>.&nbsp; To paraphrase <strong>Chris Rock<\/strong>, hooch go with hoochie!<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/0iVDJwdJcl8?si=xDXo_BX4KpzisYAu\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>As if things weren\u2019t bad enough for <strong>Danny Masterson<\/strong>, his wife <strong>Bijou Phillips <\/strong>has filed for divorce.&nbsp; Bijou is the half-sister of <strong>Mackenzie Phillips<\/strong>, who claims to have had what she termed as a \u201cconsensual incestuous affair\u201d with her father.&nbsp; Do you know how bad it has to be when someone in that family divorces you?&nbsp; On the other hand, being single in prison has its advantages.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A blindfold would have come in handy for either Lauren Boebert or her date.&nbsp; My God, I haven\u2019t seen anyone so handsy at a musical since I went to see Moulin Rouge with an ex!&nbsp; Something about elephants made him hot\u2026thank goodness!&nbsp; We\u2019ve all seen Lauren and her beau vaping and feeling each other up<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-91822","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91822","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=91822"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91822\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":91831,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91822\/revisions\/91831"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=91822"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=91822"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=91822"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}