{"id":91897,"date":"2023-10-15T01:32:56","date_gmt":"2023-10-15T08:32:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=91897"},"modified":"2023-10-15T01:32:56","modified_gmt":"2023-10-15T08:32:56","slug":"will-was-how-big","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2023\/10\/15\/will-was-how-big\/","title":{"rendered":"Will Was How Big?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I never really cared about <strong>Jada Pinkett Smith <\/strong>\u2013 although I think she\u2019s quite striking.&nbsp; I also think she\u2019s a lying sack of s*it.&nbsp; Strike that \u2013 I know she\u2019s a lying sack of s*it.&nbsp; And you know who called her on it?&nbsp; <strong>Hoda Kotb<\/strong>, of all people (well, she knows a liar when she\u2019s talking to one).&nbsp; Hoda said, \u201cI feel like you\u2019re a straight talker.\u201d&nbsp; Jada nodded.&nbsp; \u201cI am.\u201d&nbsp; Kotb hastened to add, \u201cExcept you\u2019re not sometimes.\u201d&nbsp; And that, my darlings, is how it\u2019s done.<\/p>\n<p>We just heard that <strong>Madonna<\/strong>\u2019s new shows will feature 3 songs never before sung on tour \u2013 which, if one is being completely accurate, probably refers to more than just 3 songs.&nbsp; The concert is staged like a musical biography, including (and I quote) \u201cspectacular acting and breathtaking choreography\u201d.&nbsp; This all sounds terribly exciting, but it does beg one very important question \u2013 who on Earth will play Madonna?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I never really cared about Jada Pinkett Smith \u2013 although I think she\u2019s quite striking.&nbsp; I also think she\u2019s a lying sack of s*it.&nbsp; Strike that \u2013 I know she\u2019s a lying sack of s*it.&nbsp; And you know who called her on it?&nbsp; Hoda Kotb, of all people (well, she knows a liar when she\u2019s<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-91897","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91897","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=91897"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91897\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":91898,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91897\/revisions\/91898"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=91897"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=91897"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=91897"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}