{"id":91950,"date":"2023-10-29T23:36:14","date_gmt":"2023-10-30T06:36:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=91950"},"modified":"2023-10-29T23:36:14","modified_gmt":"2023-10-30T06:36:14","slug":"michelle-as-brit-as-justin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2023\/10\/29\/michelle-as-brit-as-justin\/","title":{"rendered":"Michelle as Brit as Justin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, <strong>Britney<\/strong>\u2019s book has come out.&nbsp; Who has read it?&nbsp; Hands?&nbsp; Not even Britney\u2019s?&nbsp; Here are some of the choice bits to have leaked from the memoir.&nbsp; She talks about when she flew to Sweden to record her first songs.&nbsp; \u201cI barely registered the difference between there and New Jersey; I was just in another booth.\u201d&nbsp; She claims to have turned down a role in the film <strong><em>Chicago<\/em><\/strong> \u2013 it was for one of the merry murderers who take part in \u201cThe Cell Block Tango\u201d.&nbsp; &nbsp;Her marriage to family friend <strong>Jason Alexander <\/strong>only happened because she was bored and \u201cjust honestly very drunk\u201d.&nbsp; Her relationship with <strong>Timberlake <\/strong>was volatile and ended when he accused her of having an affair with <strong>Wade Robson <\/strong>\u2013 who, of course, was \u201cbusy\u201d with <strong>Michael Jackson <\/strong>at the time.&nbsp; Brit claims that Justin broke up with her via text!&nbsp; Lastly, Spears claims Justin used a \u201cblaccent\u201d during the <strong><em>*NSYNC <\/em><\/strong>days \u2013 in other words, speaking as if he was black.&nbsp; Since I don\u2019t have an Ebonics\/English dictionary, I cannot translate for you.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>But <strong>Michelle Williams <\/strong>might be able to translate.&nbsp; Why?&nbsp; Well, the five-time <em>Oscar<\/em>-nominated actress is the one who read Britney\u2019s audio book.&nbsp; And trust me, you haven\u2019t lived until you\u2019ve heard Michelle Williams speaking as Britney impersonating Justin Timberlake (which you can hear on our website).&nbsp; \u201cHis band <em>*NSYNC <\/em>was what people back then called \u2018so pimp\u2019.&nbsp; They were white boys, but they loved hip-hop.&nbsp; To me, that\u2019s what separated them from <strong><em>The Backstreet Boys <\/em><\/strong>\u2013 who seemed very consciously to position themselves as a white group.&nbsp; <em>*NSYNC <\/em>hung out with the black artists.&nbsp; One day, J and I were in New York, going to parts of town I had never been to before.&nbsp; Walking our way was a guy with a huge, blinged-out medallion \u2013 he was flanked by two giant security guards.&nbsp; J got all excited and said so loud, \u2018Oh yea, fo\u2019 shiz, fo\u2019 shiz, <strong>Ginuwine<\/strong>, what\u2019s up my homie?\u201d&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, Britney\u2019s book has come out.&nbsp; Who has read it?&nbsp; Hands?&nbsp; Not even Britney\u2019s?&nbsp; Here are some of the choice bits to have leaked from the memoir.&nbsp; She talks about when she flew to Sweden to record her first songs.&nbsp; 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