{"id":91971,"date":"2023-11-05T22:02:42","date_gmt":"2023-11-06T06:02:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=91971"},"modified":"2023-11-05T22:02:42","modified_gmt":"2023-11-06T06:02:42","slug":"brooke-and-bradley","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2023\/11\/05\/brooke-and-bradley\/","title":{"rendered":"Brooke and Bradley"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tragedy struck <strong>Brooke Shields <\/strong>when she was at <em>L\u2019Artusi <\/em>restaurant in NYC on a break from her show <strong><em>Previously Owned by Brooke Shields<\/em><\/strong>.&nbsp; Hands?&nbsp; Anybody?&nbsp; She had been drinking lots of water, and her friends said she looked \u201cweird\u201d (with friends like that\u2026).&nbsp; The restaurant tried to track down her husband, and then the <em>sommelier <\/em>got in touch with <strong>Bradley Cooper<\/strong>.&nbsp; Fun fact \u2013 Brooke and Brad starred in the 2008 film <strong><em>The <\/em><\/strong><strong><em>Midnight<\/em><\/strong><strong><em> Meat Train<\/em><\/strong> \u2013 a detail neither seems to acknowledge.&nbsp; I\u2019ll let Brooke tell you the rest: \u201cI thought to myself, \u2018This is what death must be like.\u2019&nbsp; You wake up and Bradley Cooper\u2019s going, \u2018I\u2019m going to go to the hospital with you, Brooke,\u2019 and he\u2019s holding my hand.&nbsp; And I\u2019m looking at my hand, I\u2019m looking at Bradley Cooper\u2019s hand in my hand, and I\u2019m like, \u2018This is odd and surreal.\u2019&nbsp; I flooded my system, and I drowned myself.&nbsp; And if you don\u2019t have enough sodium in your blood or urine or your body, you can have a seizure.&nbsp; I was drinking too much water because I felt dehydrated because I was singing more than I\u2019ve ever sung in my life and doing a show and a podcast.&nbsp; So [the doctors] were just like, \u2018Eat potato chips every day.\u2019\u201d&nbsp; Helpful hints from Brooke Shields!&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"colorbar1\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/p>\n<p>When we can start and end with stories about <strong>Andre Agassi<\/strong>\u2019s exes, we\u2019ve definitely come to the end of yet another column.&nbsp; This Shields incident would have never happened to Streisand \u2013 \u2018cause Babs loves chips!&nbsp; Our column ran so long, we had to cut portions of that riveting Brooke Shields story.&nbsp; More salty stuff can be found at <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/\">www.BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> \u2013 the site that\u2019ll leave you thirsty for more.&nbsp; If you\u2019ve got a question, send it along to <strong><a href=\"mailto:Billy@BillyMasters.com\">Billy@BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> and I promise to get back to you before Bradley brings Babs a bag of chips.&nbsp; Until next time, remember, one man\u2019s filth is another man\u2019s bible.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tragedy struck Brooke Shields when she was at L\u2019Artusi restaurant in NYC on a break from her show Previously Owned by Brooke Shields.&nbsp; Hands?&nbsp; Anybody?&nbsp; She had been drinking lots of water, and her friends said she looked \u201cweird\u201d (with friends like that\u2026).&nbsp; 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