{"id":92012,"date":"2023-11-21T20:18:37","date_gmt":"2023-11-22T04:18:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=92012"},"modified":"2023-11-21T20:18:37","modified_gmt":"2023-11-22T04:18:37","slug":"gage-and-appleton-split","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2023\/11\/21\/gage-and-appleton-split\/","title":{"rendered":"Gage and Appleton Split"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now we\u2019ve come to the story that you\u2019ve all been waiting for.&nbsp; When we do our year-end column, this will go from \u201cWho is <strong>Lukas Gage<\/strong>?\u201d, to \u201cIs Lukas Gage Gay?\u201d, to \u201cWhat is Lukas Gage Doing With <strong>Kim<\/strong>\u2019s Hairdresser?\u201d, to \u201cAre Lukas Gage and <strong>Chris Appleton <\/strong>Having Sex?\u201d, to \u201cDid Lukas and Chris Get Married?\u201d, to \u201cDid Chris Dump Lukas?\u201d&nbsp; All in less than a year.&nbsp; It\u2019s almost <strong>Kardashian<\/strong>-esque.&nbsp; And it\u2019s all true.&nbsp; Just as we went to press last week, Chris Appleton filed for divorce from Lukas citing that old chestnut, \u201cirreconcilable differences\u201d.&nbsp; Almost simultaneously, Gage changed his Facebook relationship status from Married to Divorced\u2026and the papers were still warm from the <em>Xerox <\/em>machine!&nbsp; What went wrong in this whirlwind romance?&nbsp; Who can say.&nbsp; Perhaps getting married faster than a pair of lesbians from <em>Wellesley<\/em> was the first mistake.&nbsp; And perhaps having the ceremony performed by Kim Kardashian was an ominous choice.&nbsp; Ironically, their wedding just appeared on a recent episode of <strong><em>The Kardashians<\/em><\/strong> \u2013 with Kim advising Chris to get a pre-nup.&nbsp; He obviously took that advice, because we\u2019re told both boys will leave the marriage with only what they came in with.&nbsp; The downside is that Lukas will now have to pay for highlights.&nbsp; And trust me \u2013 husbands come and go, but a good hairdresser is forever.<\/p>\n<p>Many people have been asking me if <strong><em>The White Lotus<\/em><\/strong> will be back this summer.&nbsp; Yes and no.&nbsp; Yes, the show will be back and set in Thailand.&nbsp; But due to the many strikes, production on season three will not start until February.&nbsp; That likely means we won\u2019t see another season until the end of 2024, or perhaps not until the summer of 2025.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now we\u2019ve come to the story that you\u2019ve all been waiting for.&nbsp; When we do our year-end column, this will go from \u201cWho is Lukas Gage?\u201d, to \u201cIs Lukas Gage Gay?\u201d, to \u201cWhat is Lukas Gage Doing With Kim\u2019s Hairdresser?\u201d, to \u201cAre Lukas Gage and Chris Appleton Having Sex?\u201d, to \u201cDid Lukas and Chris Get<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-92012","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92012","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=92012"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92012\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":92013,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92012\/revisions\/92013"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=92012"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=92012"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=92012"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}