{"id":92164,"date":"2024-01-01T17:59:26","date_gmt":"2024-01-02T01:59:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=92164"},"modified":"2024-01-01T17:59:26","modified_gmt":"2024-01-02T01:59:26","slug":"meltons-meat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2024\/01\/01\/meltons-meat\/","title":{"rendered":"Melton&#8217;s Meat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Our first <strong><em>Ask Billy<\/em><\/strong> question of the year comes from <strong>Randy <\/strong>in San Francisco: <em>\u201cI just saw <\/em><strong>May December<\/strong><em>.&nbsp; Tell me that\u2019s really all <strong>Charles Melton<\/strong>?&nbsp; I\u2019ve read conflicting reports online, but it sure looked real.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I hate to be the bearer of bad news \u2013 especially so early in the New Year \u2013 but you\u2019ve been hoodwinked.&nbsp; If it\u2019s any consolation, Charles is not trying to pull a fast one on anyone.&nbsp; In fact, he\u2019s rather forthcoming in admitting it wasn\u2019t him.&nbsp; \u201cI had to wear that prosthetic for nine hours that day.&nbsp; I didn\u2019t have anything to drink that morning or the night before.&nbsp; That was an annoying process but still very respectful.\u201d&nbsp; It\u2019s amazing that brief scene required nine hours of shooting!&nbsp; In the interest of being thorough, I will post the scene in question on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.BillyMasters.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong><u>BillyMasters.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a>.&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"colorbar1\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/p>\n<p>When we\u2019re ringing in the New Year with a fake phallus, we\u2019ve definitely come to the end of yet another column.&nbsp; The good thing about starting with something so anticlimactic is that things can only get better.&nbsp; If you\u2019re looking for the real thing, simply check out <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/\">www.BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong>, the site that\u2019ll never steer you wrong.&nbsp; And if you\u2019re looking for the truth, send your questions to <strong><a href=\"mailto:Billy@BillyMasters.com\">Billy@BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> and I promise to get back to you before we celebrate our silver anniversary.&nbsp; Until next time, remember, one man\u2019s filth is another man\u2019s bible.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our first Ask Billy question of the year comes from Randy in San Francisco: \u201cI just saw May December.&nbsp; Tell me that\u2019s really all Charles Melton?&nbsp; I\u2019ve read conflicting reports online, but it sure looked real.\u201d I hate to be the bearer of bad news \u2013 especially so early in the New Year \u2013 but<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-92164","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92164","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=92164"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92164\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":92165,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92164\/revisions\/92165"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=92164"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=92164"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=92164"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}