{"id":92416,"date":"2024-03-10T23:05:20","date_gmt":"2024-03-11T06:05:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=92416"},"modified":"2024-03-10T23:05:20","modified_gmt":"2024-03-11T06:05:20","slug":"oscars-oscars-oscars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2024\/03\/10\/oscars-oscars-oscars\/","title":{"rendered":"Oscars, Oscars, Oscars"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know you\u2019re all waiting for me to talk about the <strong><em>Oscars<\/em><\/strong>.&nbsp; Well, what can I say?&nbsp; I really liked <strong>Ryan Gosling<\/strong>\u2019s hair.&nbsp; What can I say?&nbsp; The fewer buttons he buttons, the happier I am.&nbsp; Oh, and I liked his tribute to Marilyn Monroe &#8211; which most people seemed to have missed.&nbsp; Beyond that, I dunno \u2013 it was fine.&nbsp; <strong>Da\u2019Vine Joy Randolph <\/strong>proved that support CAN be beautiful.&nbsp; And, OK, <strong>John Cena<\/strong>\u2019s not much with words, but who cares?&nbsp; <strong>John Mulaney <\/strong>needs a haircut.&nbsp; At one point, I thought it was gonna start raining in the theatre.&nbsp; I never realized that <strong>Billie Eilish <\/strong>is the <strong>Christiane Amanpour <\/strong>of music.&nbsp; I think I might have slept with her brother.&nbsp; Am I the only one who thinks <strong>Ariana <\/strong>wasn\u2019t there and it was <strong>Frankie <\/strong>under all that tulle?&nbsp; And, fun fact \u2013 <strong>Helen Mirren <\/strong>in her <strong>Golda Meir <\/strong>makeup looks exactly like <strong>Anna Wintour <\/strong>clean scrubbed!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"colorbar1\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>In honor of the <em>Academy Awards<\/em>, a special \u201cCould it be&#8230;\u201d item:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/blinditem4.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-308 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/blinditem4.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"72\" height=\"72\"><\/a>Could it be that a certain nominee was sporting a little less stubble at the ceremony?&nbsp; It all started when his \u201cgirlfriend\u201d was pissed off that she wasn\u2019t going to be his plus-one&#8230;like she had been all awards season.&nbsp; By then, she had already served her purpose.&nbsp; Or not.&nbsp; Our boy shaved his beard quicker than you can say, \u201cSee you next Tuesday\u201d \u2013 which I believe is how missy got famous in the first place!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"colorbar1\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/p>\n<p>When our blind item is always a bridesmaid (literally), we\u2019ve definitely come to the end of yet another column.&nbsp; Could I give the <em>Academy <\/em>a tip?&nbsp; It might be smart to explain to all future presenters that one must either read or allow the announcer to read all of the nominees before tearing into the envelope and proclaiming a winner.&nbsp; If you are a film buff, or simple a fan of buff film stars, head on over to <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/\">www.BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong>, the site where everyone\u2019s a winner.&nbsp; If you have a question for me, send it along to <strong><a href=\"mailto:Billy@BillyMasters.com\">Billy@BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> and I promise to get back to you before I show up anywhere with <strong>Big Mama Masters<\/strong>.&nbsp; Until next time, remember, one man\u2019s filth is another man\u2019s bible.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know you\u2019re all waiting for me to talk about the Oscars.&nbsp; Well, what can I say?&nbsp; I really liked Ryan Gosling\u2019s hair.&nbsp; What can I say?&nbsp; The fewer buttons he buttons, the happier I am.&nbsp; Oh, and I liked his tribute to Marilyn Monroe &#8211; which most people seemed to have missed.&nbsp; Beyond that,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-92416","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92416","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=92416"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92416\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":92417,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92416\/revisions\/92417"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=92416"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=92416"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=92416"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}