{"id":92437,"date":"2024-03-18T19:27:41","date_gmt":"2024-03-19T02:27:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=92437"},"modified":"2024-03-18T19:27:41","modified_gmt":"2024-03-19T02:27:41","slug":"how-modest-is-john-cena","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2024\/03\/18\/how-modest-is-john-cena\/","title":{"rendered":"How Modest is John Cena?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Our <strong><em>Ask Billy<\/em><\/strong> question looks back to those long-ago <em>Oscars<\/em>.&nbsp; <strong>Randy <\/strong>in Chicago says, <em>\u201cI loved the <strong>John Cena <\/strong>streaker bit at the <\/em>Oscars<em>.&nbsp; Is there any behind-the-scenes footage?&nbsp; Was he actually nude?&nbsp; I figure you\u2019d know.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I do know.&nbsp; Of course, even without knowing, I would have known.&nbsp; I suspect most people who would be invited to appear on the <em>Academy Awards <\/em>wouldn\u2019t be the type of people who would want to be nude on the <em>Academy Awards<\/em>.&nbsp; Even John Cena \u2013 longing as he may be to have his name linked in any way with the <em>Oscars <\/em>\u2013 is not that person.&nbsp; He is also not so acclaimed as an actor to not go for a laugh, particularly a laugh in which he gets to flaunt his almost-flawless physique alongside his somewhat less-developed comedic chops.&nbsp; Cena was wearing what is known in the biz as a \u201cmodesty garment\u201d (and not the type those nice Mormon boys wear).&nbsp; This flesh-colored panel adheres directly to one\u2019s skin to provide the illusion of nudity \u2013 to say nothing of the genitalia of Ken (of <strong><em>Barbie<\/em><\/strong> fame).&nbsp; Although we\u2019ve previously seen his ass in all its glory, we are happy to share some behind-the-scenes stills of Cena\u2019s modesty on <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/\">BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"colorbar1\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/p>\n<p>When the only one with something to hide is John Cena, we\u2019ve definitely come to the end of yet another column.&nbsp; Happily, there\u2019s enough dish to go around on&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/\">www.BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong>, the site that has nothing to hide.&nbsp; I\u2019ll be in Fort Lauderdale this week, but I\u2019m always here to answer your questions.&nbsp; Write to <strong><a href=\"mailto:Billy@BillyMasters.com\">Billy@BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> and I promise to get back to you before any garment I don protects my modesty!&nbsp; So, until next time, remember, one man\u2019s filth is another man\u2019s bible.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our Ask Billy question looks back to those long-ago Oscars.&nbsp; Randy in Chicago says, \u201cI loved the John Cena streaker bit at the Oscars.&nbsp; Is there any behind-the-scenes footage?&nbsp; Was he actually nude?&nbsp; I figure you\u2019d know.\u201d I do know.&nbsp; Of course, even without knowing, I would have known.&nbsp; I suspect most people who would<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-92437","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92437","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=92437"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92437\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":92438,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92437\/revisions\/92438"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=92437"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=92437"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=92437"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}