{"id":92483,"date":"2024-03-31T18:56:08","date_gmt":"2024-04-01T01:56:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=92483"},"modified":"2024-03-31T18:56:08","modified_gmt":"2024-04-01T01:56:08","slug":"winslet-goes-overboard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2024\/03\/31\/winslet-goes-overboard\/","title":{"rendered":"Winslet Goes Overboard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The opening quote for this week\u2019s column was almost this: \u201cI know how to use my femininity\u201d \u2013 says <strong>Kristen Stewart<\/strong>.&nbsp; <strong>Billy Masters <\/strong>asks, \u201cWhat femininity?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Remember the movie <strong><em>Titanic<\/em><\/strong>?&nbsp; Oh, if only I had those 72 hours back!&nbsp; Remember the climatic scene?&nbsp; When big, strapping <strong>Kate Winslet <\/strong>hoists herself onto a door, and holds the hand of little waifish <strong>Leonardo DiCaprio<\/strong>, crying, \u201cI\u2019ll never let go, Jack\u201d \u2013 only to cast him off without a second thought?&nbsp; Well, that very door just sold at an auction for over $700K!&nbsp; Winslet has decided the time is right to defend Rose dumping poor Jack to his icy death: \u201cSo, you\u2019ve heard it here for the first time.&nbsp; Yes, he could have fit on that door, but it would not have stayed afloat.&nbsp; It wouldn\u2019t.\u201d&nbsp; I recall <strong>Rex Reed <\/strong>writing about their love scene when the film first came out by saying something like: \u201cIt was like watching a Chihuahua trying to mount a Golden Retriever.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"colorbar1\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/p>\n<p>When we don\u2019t have time for an <strong><em>Ask Billy<\/em><\/strong> question, but we can fit in a questionable bestiality quip, we\u2019ve definitely come to the end of yet another column.&nbsp; And what a long column it was.&nbsp; I barely have time to remind you to check out <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/\">www.BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong>, the site that\u2019ll show you a lovely bunch of coconuts.&nbsp; If you have a question you\u2019re confident will fit in, send it along to <strong><a href=\"mailto:Billy@BillyMasters.com\">Billy@BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> and I promise to get back to you before we find out if <strong>Vicki Principal <\/strong>is in hiding with <strong>Shelly Miscavige<\/strong>.&nbsp; So, until next time, remember, one man\u2019s filth is another man\u2019s bible.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The opening quote for this week\u2019s column was almost this: \u201cI know how to use my femininity\u201d \u2013 says Kristen Stewart.&nbsp; Billy Masters asks, \u201cWhat femininity?\u201d Remember the movie Titanic?&nbsp; Oh, if only I had those 72 hours back!&nbsp; Remember the climatic scene?&nbsp; When big, strapping Kate Winslet hoists herself onto a door, and holds<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-92483","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92483","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=92483"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92483\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":92484,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92483\/revisions\/92484"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=92483"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=92483"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=92483"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}