{"id":92575,"date":"2024-05-05T19:18:05","date_gmt":"2024-05-06T02:18:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=92575"},"modified":"2024-05-05T19:18:05","modified_gmt":"2024-05-06T02:18:05","slug":"barbra-and-melissa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2024\/05\/05\/barbra-and-melissa\/","title":{"rendered":"Barbra and Melissa"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u201cI used to really want Henry Cavill<\/strong>.  I think he\u2019s so hot. 
\nBut I met him and he was so awkward.\u201d <\/em><\/span> <\/em><\/span>
\n\u2013 <\/em>Tiffany Haddish<\/strong> explains why she wouldn\u2019t sleep with Cavill.  That\u2019s the beauty of
\nbeing a gay man \u2013 we don\u2019t care about stuff like that!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Some people should stay away from technology.  Like Barbra Streisand<\/strong>.  She was at sitting home, eating some cake, probably with a judicious dollop of coffee ice cream on top.  She\u2019s scrolling through Instagram on some tablet or perhaps her Jitterbug<\/em>.  She comes upon a photo of Melissa McCarthy <\/strong>and Adam Shankman<\/strong>.  Her first thought might have been, \u201cI should fix him up with my son!\u201d  So she makes a public comment: \u201cGive him my regards did you take Ozempic<\/em>?\u201d  I am absolutely certain Babs truly thought, \u201cI wanna give that big girl a compliment because she looks good.\u201d  Others think that maybe Streisand thought she was sending a private message.  Both scenarios could be true.  But many are outraged she\u2019d make such a comment.  To those people, I ask a simple question: did you ever watch Golden Girls<\/em><\/strong>?  Women of a certain age often speak without a filter.  McCarthy took the high road and released a video showing her reading a Streisand fan magazine.  She puts it down and says, \u201cThe takeaway?  Barbra Streisand knows I exist.  She reached out to me, and she thought I looked good.  I win the day!\u201d  Classy.<\/p>\n

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Then there\u2019s Roger Bart<\/strong>.  The talented thespian was recently got a Tony <\/em><\/strong>nomination for his role as Doc in the musical Back to the Future<\/em><\/strong>.  Someone named Michelle <\/strong>Tweeted<\/em>, \u201cNo offense to him, but how in the world did Roger Bart get a Tony <\/em>nomination for Back to the Future<\/em>?\u201d  Bart responded, \u201cHey Michelle.  No offense to you.  But that may be one of the single rudests texts I\u2019ve ever read.  GFY.\u201d  For those of you don\u2019t know, GFY is a polite way of saying \u201cgo fuck yourself\u201d.  Not every response has to be classy.  Sometimes catty works.<\/p>\n

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\u201cI used to really want Henry Cavill.  I think he\u2019s so hot.  But I met him and he was so awkward.\u201d   \u2013 Tiffany Haddish explains why she wouldn\u2019t sleep with Cavill.  That\u2019s the beauty of being a gay man \u2013 we don\u2019t care about stuff like that! Some people should stay away from technology. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-92575","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92575","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=92575"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92575\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":92584,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92575\/revisions\/92584"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=92575"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=92575"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=92575"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}