{"id":92589,"date":"2024-05-05T19:23:06","date_gmt":"2024-05-06T02:23:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=92589"},"modified":"2024-05-05T19:23:06","modified_gmt":"2024-05-06T02:23:06","slug":"mitcham-undressed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2024\/05\/05\/mitcham-undressed\/","title":{"rendered":"Mitcham Undressed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m rarely accused of being coy, but our <strong><em>Ask Billy<\/em><\/strong> question from <strong>Howie <\/strong>in Dallas accuses me of holding out on you.&nbsp; <em>\u201cYou wrote about all of those <\/em><strong>Olympic <\/strong><em>divers on <\/em><strong>OnlyFans<\/strong><em>, but never told us about all those nudes of <strong>Matthew Mitcham<\/strong>.&nbsp; How come?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>The truth?&nbsp; I had no idea.&nbsp; Really, I never heard of this until I got your note, Howie.&nbsp; But, since you pointed me in the right direction, OMG.&nbsp; Talk about explicit.&nbsp; I thought I might find some tame, artistic nudes.&nbsp; Maybe a flaccid penis flopping about.&nbsp; I didn\u2019t expect to see him getting jerked off to completion, or having things shoved up his&#8230;well, you know.&nbsp; And if you wanna see, check out <strong><u><a href=\"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/\">BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/u><\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"colorbar1\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/p>\n<p>When I\u2019m being coy, we\u2019ve definitely come to the end of yet another column.&nbsp; We\u2019re uncovering Mitcham, <em>Channel 4 <\/em>is unmasking Spacey.&nbsp; The only way to keep up with it all is to check out <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/\">www.BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong>, the site that never takes a vacation.&nbsp; If you have a question, send it off to <strong><a href=\"mailto:Billy@BillyMasters.com\">Billy@BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> and I promise to get back to you before I go on <em>Ozempic<\/em>!&nbsp; To my fellow Albanians, <em>Krishti u Ngjall<\/em>.&nbsp; To the Greeks, <em>Christos Anesti<\/em>.&nbsp; And to everyone else, remember, one man\u2019s filth is another man\u2019s bible.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m rarely accused of being coy, but our Ask Billy question from Howie in Dallas accuses me of holding out on you.&nbsp; \u201cYou wrote about all of those Olympic divers on OnlyFans, but never told us about all those nudes of Matthew Mitcham.&nbsp; How come?\u201d The truth?&nbsp; I had no idea.&nbsp; Really, I never heard<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-92589","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92589","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=92589"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92589\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":92590,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92589\/revisions\/92590"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=92589"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=92589"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=92589"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}