{"id":92786,"date":"2024-07-08T00:34:13","date_gmt":"2024-07-08T07:34:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=92786"},"modified":"2024-07-08T00:34:13","modified_gmt":"2024-07-08T07:34:13","slug":"billy-checks-out-edie-varla","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2024\/07\/08\/billy-checks-out-edie-varla\/","title":{"rendered":"Billy Checks Out Edie &#038; Varla"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>\u201cI didn\u2019t want to make <strong>Legally Blonde 2<\/strong>.\u201d <\/em><\/span><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>&nbsp;<\/em><\/span><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em><br \/>\n\u2013 <\/em><span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\"><strong>Joel Kim Booster<\/strong>\u2018s response to calls for a sequel to <strong><em>Fire Island<\/em><\/strong>.&nbsp;<br \/>\n\u201cPeople think they want a sequel, and then they\u2019ll be confronted with<br \/>\nsomething that will sully the memory of the first one and at best be<br \/>\nforgotten about.\u201d&nbsp; &nbsp;Ultimately, he\u2019s saying he\u2019ll do it \u2013<br \/>\nwhen and if he comes up for a good enough premise to do it.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>For months, my proofreaders have chided me for not referring to <em>HBO<\/em> as <em>Max<\/em> \u2013 the network\u2019s newly-christened brand name.&nbsp; Well, first it was <em>HBO Max<\/em>, slowly segueing into simply <em>Max<\/em>.&nbsp; I know most of my readers don\u2019t know what the hell <em>Max<\/em> is \u2013 so I stuck with <em>HBO<\/em>.&nbsp; Apparently the powers-that-be heard my complaints and now are dumping <em>Max<\/em> and returning to <em>HBO<\/em> \u2013 at least in the US.&nbsp; They are still going to try to push this <em>Max<\/em> crap overseas.&nbsp; If you ask me, this rebranding is the biggest business bungle since the rollout of <em>New Coke<\/em>!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"colorbar1\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/p>\n<p>While I typically spend the whole July 4<sup>th<\/sup> week in Provincetown, upcoming international travel forced me to make a brief but notable cameo appearance.&nbsp; Sure, I might have only been in town for a few hours, but that was enough to keep tongues wagging long after they wagged on me.&nbsp; In between the cavalcade of sex, I managed to catch two shows.&nbsp; First up with <strong>Edie<\/strong> at the <em>Red Room<\/em>.&nbsp; Her show, <strong><em>Edie:<\/em><\/strong> <strong><em>Queen of the Desert<\/em><\/strong>, not only pays homage to her adopted home of Las Vegas, but also celebrates the 30<sup>th<\/sup> anniversary of the classic <strong><em>The Adventures of Priscilla: Queen of the Desert<\/em><\/strong>.&nbsp; Edie is a true original, and her show is a good mix of well-written material, great interaction with the audience, and her fantastic dance moves \u2013 she truly is the hoofer with a heart of gold.&nbsp; And she\u2019s at the sumptuous <em>Red Room<\/em> all summer, so get more details and tickets at <a href=\"https:\/\/www.RedRoom.Club\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong><u>RedRoom.Club<\/u><\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Then there\u2019s the legend that is <strong>Varla Jean Merman<\/strong>.&nbsp; Calling her show <strong><em>The Errors Tour<\/em><\/strong> is more than a <strong>Taylor Swift<\/strong> reference.&nbsp; Varla truly pays tribute to those errors and mishaps that occur to all of us who work in this business called show.&nbsp; As is typical, Varla delivers more laughs per minute than any other performer on the planet.&nbsp; The dazzling costumes, witty lyrics and ridiculous sight gags live alongside an overall theme of self-love, kindness, and being able to laugh at our foibles.&nbsp; Most touching was a tribute to the late <strong>Leslie Jordan<\/strong>, who starred alongside Varla in the <em>off-Broadway<\/em> musical <strong><em>Lucky Guy<\/em><\/strong>.&nbsp; Even that was wrapped up in a message of endurance has kept Merman on top for 27 consecutive years in Provincetown.&nbsp; You can catch her at <em>The Crown &amp; Anchor<\/em> Tuesdays through Saturdays at 8:30 \u2013 and plan early, since this show sells out regularly.&nbsp; Get tix at <a href=\"https:\/\/www.OnlyAtTheCrown.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong><u>OnlyAtTheCrown.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cI didn\u2019t want to make Legally Blonde 2.\u201d &nbsp; \u2013 Joel Kim Booster\u2018s response to calls for a sequel to Fire Island.&nbsp; \u201cPeople think they want a sequel, and then they\u2019ll be confronted with something that will sully the memory of the first one and at best be forgotten about.\u201d&nbsp; &nbsp;Ultimately, he\u2019s saying he\u2019ll do<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-92786","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92786","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=92786"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92786\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":92795,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92786\/revisions\/92795"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=92786"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=92786"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=92786"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}