{"id":92871,"date":"2024-07-28T14:33:46","date_gmt":"2024-07-28T21:33:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=92871"},"modified":"2024-07-28T14:33:46","modified_gmt":"2024-07-28T21:33:46","slug":"what-is-jojo-expecting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2024\/07\/28\/what-is-jojo-expecting\/","title":{"rendered":"What is JoJo Expecting?"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u201cTrump <\/strong>wouldn\u2019t give an inch \u2013 just ask Stormy Daniels<\/strong>!\u201d <\/em> <\/em><\/span> <\/em><\/span>
\n\u2013 <\/em>Joy Behar<\/strong>\u2019s quip on how one former president is responding to another one stepping aside. 
\nWell, some people don\u2019t have an inch to spare.  And some of us…well, our inches runneth over.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

JoJo Siwa <\/strong>announced plans to become a mother \u2013 and not just any mother.  \u201cBecause I\u2019m gay and I have to plan a pregnancy much different than a straight person, I actually want to take three eggs, fertilize three eggs, and have three surrogates.  So technically, they\u2019ll all be the same batch but they would all be born separately.\u201d  I\u2019m not sure exactly where she lost me \u2013 perhaps it was the word \u201cbatch\u201d.  And if I had a problem with that word, just wait and hear what she says next.  \u201cThose are my nuggets, and no one comes before my nuggets.\u201d  It\u2019s like she\u2019s ordering babies at a McDonald\u2019s <\/em><\/strong>Drive Thru!  \u201cI\u2019m gonna have my surrogates, my babies, then maybe their birthdays will land on different days, and they can be like triplets, but like, not.  Just so you know, there are three children \u2013 their names are Freddie<\/strong>, Eddie <\/strong>and Teddie<\/strong>.  I will have as many more as you want, however many more.\u201d  I\u2019m not exactly sure if she’s planning on having kids or buying ducks!<\/p>\n

Most of us got to know JoJo from her appearance on Dancing with the Stars<\/em><\/strong> \u2013 a show that uses the term \u201cstar\u201d loosely.  For years, I\u2019ve heard rumors of shenanigans happening behind the scenes.  Apparently, the parent show (the UK hit Strictly Come Dancing<\/em><\/strong>) has been rocked with a number of verifiable incidents of bad behaviour behind the scenes \u2013 from pros kicking contestants to some unwarranted incidents of the #MeToo<\/em> persuasion.  As a result, that show is making a number of changes \u2013 including having chaperones at all rehearsals.  Is this a network program or a grammar school field trip?  Do the contestants need to have their parents sign a permission slip, or would a well-worded NDA suffice?  People in a position to know say these precautions may also be implemented throughout the international incarnations of the show.  To be continued, I\u2019m sure…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u201cTrump wouldn\u2019t give an inch \u2013 just ask Stormy Daniels!\u201d    \u2013 Joy Behar\u2019s quip on how one former president is responding to another one stepping aside.  Well, some people don\u2019t have an inch to spare.  And some of us…well, our inches runneth over. JoJo Siwa announced plans to become a mother \u2013 and not<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-92871","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92871","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=92871"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92871\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":92880,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92871\/revisions\/92880"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=92871"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=92871"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=92871"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}