{"id":92889,"date":"2024-08-04T20:53:34","date_gmt":"2024-08-05T03:53:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=92889"},"modified":"2024-08-04T20:53:34","modified_gmt":"2024-08-05T03:53:34","slug":"the-sons-of-slovenia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2024\/08\/04\/the-sons-of-slovenia\/","title":{"rendered":"The Sons of Slovenia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>\u201cI\u2019m only trying to make it to vote for <strong>Kamala Harris<\/strong>.\u201d <\/em><em>&nbsp;<\/em><\/span><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>&nbsp;<\/em><\/span><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em><br \/>\n\u2013 <\/em><span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\"><strong>Jimmy Carter <\/strong>explains what makes him want to hang on until after his 100<sup>th<\/sup> birthday on October 1<sup>st<\/sup>.&nbsp;<br \/>\nI smell grounds for a voter fraud investigation.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>By the time you read this, I\u2019ll be back from my month abroad.&nbsp; I\u2019m limited from recounting details of my frolicking due to an iron-clad <em>NDA<\/em>.&nbsp; But I can reveal that the bulk of my time was spent with a limber lad from Slovenia with ties to the US \u2013 but I can\u2019t say more.&nbsp; Well, I could mention that not only are they quite fetching in Slovenia, but guys and gals in that locale can be had for the price of a ripe cantaloupe!&nbsp; Alas, it\u2019s a tragic story right out of a <em>Bel Ami<\/em> video \u2013 this boy was born without a vowel!&nbsp; When he introduced himself, I was sure he was coughing up a hairball!&nbsp; And to think I used to make fun of <strong>Steve Kmetko <\/strong>\u2013 at least he has two vowels!&nbsp; This child couldn\u2019t even ask <strong>Vanna <\/strong>to buy one.&nbsp; Still, there\u2019s more to life than vowels, as I learned in several languages.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cI\u2019m only trying to make it to vote for Kamala Harris.\u201d &nbsp;&nbsp; \u2013 Jimmy Carter explains what makes him want to hang on until after his 100th birthday on October 1st.&nbsp; I smell grounds for a voter fraud investigation. By the time you read this, I\u2019ll be back from my month abroad.&nbsp; I\u2019m limited from<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-92889","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92889","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=92889"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92889\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":92898,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92889\/revisions\/92898"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=92889"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=92889"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=92889"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}