{"id":93024,"date":"2024-09-16T01:13:29","date_gmt":"2024-09-16T08:13:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=93024"},"modified":"2024-09-16T01:13:29","modified_gmt":"2024-09-16T08:13:29","slug":"madonnas-cape-mishaps","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2024\/09\/16\/madonnas-cape-mishaps\/","title":{"rendered":"Madonna&#8217;s Cape Mishaps"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Speaking of Madonna, may I give her some unsolicited advice?&nbsp; Enough with the capes.&nbsp; Wasn\u2019t it bad enough when she was almost decapitated at the 2015 <strong><em>Brit Awards<\/em><\/strong>?&nbsp; For those of you who don\u2019t remember (as opposed to those of us who watch the video daily), Madge was standing backwards on top of a staircase, with her long cape blowing in the wind behind her.&nbsp; Dancers were supposed to pull the cape and it would tear away from her.&nbsp; Alas, she tied it a bit too tightly around her neck, and she went flying.&nbsp; I bring up this memorable moment in music history because last week Madonna was at the <em>Luar <\/em>show for <strong><em>NYC Fashion Week<\/em><\/strong>.&nbsp; Again, she\u2019s wearing a cape and thankfully she had at least three attendants helping her.&nbsp; This time, the culprit was a pair of thigh-high stiletto boots which almost caused her to tumble.&nbsp; Obviously she should have known better.&nbsp; I think it even says not to operate machinery or wear capes when taking <em>Boniva<\/em>!&nbsp;&nbsp;You can see the tumble and the near-miss on our website.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Speaking of Madonna, may I give her some unsolicited advice?&nbsp; Enough with the capes.&nbsp; Wasn\u2019t it bad enough when she was almost decapitated at the 2015 Brit Awards?&nbsp; For those of you who don\u2019t remember (as opposed to those of us who watch the video daily), Madge was standing backwards on top of a staircase,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-93024","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93024","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=93024"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93024\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":93025,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93024\/revisions\/93025"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=93024"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=93024"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=93024"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}