{"id":93047,"date":"2024-09-22T21:36:35","date_gmt":"2024-09-23T04:36:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=93047"},"modified":"2024-09-22T21:36:35","modified_gmt":"2024-09-23T04:36:35","slug":"chances-are","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2024\/09\/22\/chances-are\/","title":{"rendered":"Chances Are&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In yet another first, we\u2019re venturing into uncharted territory with this week\u2019s <strong><em>Ask Billy<\/em><\/strong> question.&nbsp; <strong>John <\/strong>in Minneapolis says: <em>\u201cI hear there\u2019s a vid of <strong>Chance the Rapper <\/strong>taking a piss showing his cock. Do you have it?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>And this, children, is why college doesn\u2019t matter.&nbsp; I have a degree.&nbsp; I have even been known to cum loudly.&nbsp; But does it matter?&nbsp; Nope.&nbsp; In the end, all that matters is a rapper peeing.&nbsp; Sadder than the question is that I have an answer!&nbsp; One night, Chance came home drunk.&nbsp; While peeing, he saw a bug on the window sill and decided to film it with his phone.&nbsp; Alas, prior to focusing on the sill, he aimed down.&nbsp; Don\u2019t judge \u2013 I\u2019m sure you\u2019ve all been there!&nbsp; And if not, you can see what it\u2019s like at <a href=\"https:\/\/www.BillyMasters.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong><u>BillyMasters.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"colorbar1\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/p>\n<p>When we\u2019re more embarrassed for showing you the video than we are for Chance (or the question), it\u2019s definitely time to end yet another column.&nbsp; And potentially my career.&nbsp; There goes a quarter of a century of work.&nbsp; Eh, easy come, easy go.&nbsp; Speaking of easy, the easiest way to find anything is to check out <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/\">www.BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> \u2013 the site that apparently has no standards.&nbsp; And if you need something \u2013 anything \u2013 just dash a note off to <strong><a href=\"mailto:Billy@BillyMasters.com\">Billy@BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> and I promise to get back to you before Taylor and his mom\u2019s next date night!&nbsp; So, until next time, remember, one man\u2019s filth is another man\u2019s bible.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In yet another first, we\u2019re venturing into uncharted territory with this week\u2019s Ask Billy question.&nbsp; John in Minneapolis says: \u201cI hear there\u2019s a vid of Chance the Rapper taking a piss showing his cock. Do you have it?\u201d And this, children, is why college doesn\u2019t matter.&nbsp; I have a degree.&nbsp; I have even been known<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-93047","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93047","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=93047"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93047\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":93048,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93047\/revisions\/93048"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=93047"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=93047"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=93047"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}