{"id":93117,"date":"2024-10-14T00:09:05","date_gmt":"2024-10-14T07:09:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=93117"},"modified":"2024-10-14T00:09:05","modified_gmt":"2024-10-14T07:09:05","slug":"dancing-with-some-hotties","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2024\/10\/14\/dancing-with-some-hotties\/","title":{"rendered":"Dancing With Some Hotties"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m writing to you from a plane, sitting between two (ostensibly) heterosexual men.&nbsp; Having nothing to do, my first thought was to watch some gay porn.&nbsp; Instead, I did something even gayer.&nbsp; I turned on the last two episodes of <strong><em>Dancing with the Stars<\/em><\/strong>!&nbsp; I think my reasons for not watching this show and <strong><em>The Bachelor<\/em><\/strong> are well documented.&nbsp; However, if that former <em>Bachelor<\/em>, <strong>Joey Graziadei<\/strong>, isn\u2019t a ringer, then I don\u2019t know who is.&nbsp; This is someone who moves like a professional dancer&#8230;and I know this because for several seasons I was \u201cdating\u201d half of the <em>Boston Ballet<\/em>.&nbsp; I also question whether this <em>Bachelor<\/em> has interest in anyone female&#8230;but that\u2019s another story (we learned he\u2019s a former cheerleader).&nbsp; Obviously I have a fondness for hometown boy <strong>Danny Amendola<\/strong>, and I can\u2019t fault him for showing off that body!&nbsp; As for some behind-the-scenes gossip, I hear that one of the pros was told to lose weight or their contract would not be renewed.&nbsp; Speaking of scuttlebutt (and what a butt it is), rumor has it that another pro on the show is itching to come out.&nbsp; Problem is, it could ruffle a few feathers.&nbsp; Lastly, on their tribute to <strong><em>Soul Train<\/em><\/strong>, is it just me or did <strong>Dwight Howard <\/strong>bear a striking resemblance to <strong>Sheryl Underwood <\/strong>from <strong><em>The Talk<\/em><\/strong>?<\/p>\n<p>By the by, didya know that prior to going on <em>DWTS<\/em>, Joey got something called armpit <em>Botox<\/em>! &nbsp;An alleged expert says, \u201c<em>Botox<\/em> in the underarms treats hyperhidrosis and helps reduce pit stains. &nbsp;It makes sure Joey stays sweat free on <em>DWTS<\/em>\u201d. &nbsp;The more you know&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m writing to you from a plane, sitting between two (ostensibly) heterosexual men.&nbsp; Having nothing to do, my first thought was to watch some gay porn.&nbsp; Instead, I did something even gayer.&nbsp; I turned on the last two episodes of Dancing with the Stars!&nbsp; I think my reasons for not watching this show and The<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-93117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=93117"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93117\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":93118,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93117\/revisions\/93118"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=93117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=93117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=93117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}