{"id":93145,"date":"2024-10-20T23:36:06","date_gmt":"2024-10-21T06:36:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=93145"},"modified":"2024-10-20T23:36:06","modified_gmt":"2024-10-21T06:36:06","slug":"going-gaga-for-uncle-milty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2024\/10\/20\/going-gaga-for-uncle-milty\/","title":{"rendered":"Going Gaga for Uncle Milty"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Someone who most definitely used a prosthetic was <strong>J.K. Simmons <\/strong>during his turn as comedian <strong>Milton Berle <\/strong>in the <strong><em>Saturday Night<\/em><\/strong> film.&nbsp; In one scene, Berle is flirting with <strong>Chevy Chase<\/strong>\u2019s <em>fianc\u00e9<\/em>.&nbsp; The two men tussle, and Chase says something like he has more to offer since he\u2019s a young, up-and-coming star.&nbsp; Then Uncle Milty unzips and pulls out his legendary largess to show who the bigger man is.&nbsp; Except during one take, he pulled out the penis and it fell off and hit the ground (with a thud, one would assume).&nbsp; Obviously they didn\u2019t use that take!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"colorbar1\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>There\u2019ve been rumors for years that <strong>Lady Gaga <\/strong>has a penis.&nbsp; This led to speculation that the dude only looked like a lady.&nbsp; People claimed she was either born intersex or was transitioning (from what to what is another question entirely).&nbsp; It started after a 2009 concert in Glastonbury, where some claimed Gaga sported a healthy bulge under her skirt.&nbsp; There were even photos.&nbsp; When <strong>Anderson Cooper <\/strong>did a profile of Gaga in 2011 for <strong><em>60 Minutes<\/em><\/strong>, he asked if she had a penis.&nbsp; \u201cMaybe I do,\u201d said Gaga.&nbsp; \u201cWould it be so terrible?&nbsp; Why the hell am I going to waste my time and give a press release about whether or not I have a penis?&nbsp; My fans don\u2019t care, and neither do I.\u201d&nbsp; The segment didn\u2019t air on TV, but the clip circulated online \u2013 which is really all people watch these days anyway.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>On <strong><em>What\u2019s Next? The Future with Bill Gates<\/em><\/strong>, Gaga addressed it.&nbsp; \u201cWhen I was in my early twenties, there was a rumor that I was a man.&nbsp; And I went all over the world.&nbsp; I mean, I traveled for tours, for promoting my records, and almost every interview I sat in they said, you know \u2013 well, there was this imagery on the&#8230;on the <em>Internet <\/em>that had been doctored.&nbsp; And they were like, you know, like, \u2018There\u2019s this rumor that you\u2019re a man.\u2019&nbsp; Like, \u2018What do you have to say about that?\u2019&nbsp; The reason why I didn\u2019t answer the question was because I didn\u2019t feel like a victim with that lie.&nbsp; But I thought about, like, what about the kid that\u2019s being accused of that, that would think that a public figure like me would feel shame?&nbsp; I guess what I\u2019m saying is, I\u2019ve been in situations where fixing a rumor was not in the best interest of \u2013 I thought \u2013 of the well-being of other people.&nbsp; In that case, I tried to be thought-provoking and disruptive in another away.&nbsp; I tried to use the misinformation to create another disruptive point.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Someone who most definitely used a prosthetic was J.K. 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