{"id":93202,"date":"2024-11-03T22:54:54","date_gmt":"2024-11-04T06:54:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=93202"},"modified":"2024-11-03T22:54:54","modified_gmt":"2024-11-04T06:54:54","slug":"disney-only-fans-catfight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2024\/11\/03\/disney-only-fans-catfight\/","title":{"rendered":"Disney\/Only Fans Catfight"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Our <strong><em>Ask Billy<\/em><\/strong> question comes from a veteran of this column.&nbsp; <strong>Gary<\/strong> in Dallas writes, <em>\u201cWhat caused <strong>Dan Benson <\/strong>to go off on <strong>David Henrie<\/strong>?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Once again, a question about people nobody\u2019s heard of.&nbsp; Correction \u2013 I knew who <strong>Dan Benson <\/strong>was, in the broadest of terms.&nbsp; I know he\u2019s a former <em>Disney <\/em>kid who does porn&#8230;correction, <em>OnlyFans <\/em>(porn with a credit card).&nbsp; Dan made his bones (as they say) on <strong><em>Wizards of Waverly Place<\/em><\/strong> \u2013 I say as if I know what that is!&nbsp; And apparently David Henrie was on the show as well, along with the current sequel, <strong><em>Wizards Beyond Waverly Place<\/em><\/strong>.&nbsp; David did an interview where the host put up a few photos and asked which former co-star should make a guest appearance on the new show.&nbsp; Henrie said, \u201cI can\u2019t believe you guys put one of these people on here.&nbsp; Millennials understand that.\u201d&nbsp; Which was implied as shading Benson\u2019s porn&#8230;modeling career.&nbsp; So Benson <em>Tweeted<\/em>, \u201cDavid Henrie can suck my dick.&nbsp; I\u2019ll pay him more than they paid me for Wizards I promise you that.\u201d&nbsp; It doesn\u2019t help that David is a pro-life conservative and Dan is&#8230;well, you know.&nbsp; The last shot came from David&#8230;well, I guess it came from them both.&nbsp; David blocked Dan from following him or viewing his post.&nbsp; Dan responded, \u201cWe pretended to be best friends for years.&nbsp; How could you do this to me??\u201d&nbsp; Check out the whole scintillating story on <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/\">BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"colorbar1\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/p>\n<p>When I can spend 200 words on people I don\u2019t even know, it\u2019s definitely time to end yet another column.&nbsp; So, the election is here.&nbsp; I already turned in my ballot.&nbsp; After the elderly ladies put my ballot in the box, I asked, \u201cIs this one of those boxes that blows up at midnight?\u201d&nbsp; They laughed \u2013 thank God!&nbsp; They gave me a sticker, and I said, \u201cThank you for your service.\u201d&nbsp; Then I added, \u201cThis is the first time I\u2019ve ever said that with my pants on!\u201d&nbsp; After all, it is Wilton Manors!&nbsp; So get out, do your patriotic duty, and then check out <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/\">www.BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> \u2013 the site that\u2019s nonpartisan (some of those conservatives sho is cute).&nbsp; If you\u2019ve got a question for me, send it along to <strong><a href=\"mailto:Billy@BillyMasters.com\">Billy@BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> and I promise to get back to you before <strong>Chi Chi LaRue <\/strong>directs <strong><em>Chalamet in Chains<\/em><\/strong>!&nbsp; So, until next time, remember, one man\u2019s filth is another man\u2019s bible.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our Ask Billy question comes from a veteran of this column.&nbsp; Gary in Dallas writes, \u201cWhat caused Dan Benson to go off on David Henrie?\u201d Once again, a question about people nobody\u2019s heard of.&nbsp; Correction \u2013 I knew who Dan Benson was, in the broadest of terms.&nbsp; I know he\u2019s a former Disney kid who<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-93202","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93202","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=93202"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93202\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":93203,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93202\/revisions\/93203"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=93202"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=93202"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=93202"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}