{"id":93208,"date":"2024-11-11T00:13:06","date_gmt":"2024-11-11T08:13:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=93208"},"modified":"2024-11-11T00:13:06","modified_gmt":"2024-11-11T08:13:06","slug":"dont-bother-theyre-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2024\/11\/11\/dont-bother-theyre-here\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Bother, They&#8217;re Here"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>\u201cThe clown car can\u2019t come into the <strong>White House <\/strong>at will.\u201d <\/em><em>&nbsp;<\/em><\/span><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>&nbsp;<\/em><\/span><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em><br \/>\n\u2013 <\/em><span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\"><strong>Susie Wiles<\/strong>, <strong>Donald Trump<\/strong>\u2019s new <em>Chief of Staff<\/em>.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>\u201cWhat if the clown is in the <strong>White House<\/strong>?\u201d <\/em><em>&nbsp;<\/em><\/span><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>&nbsp;<\/em><\/span><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em><br \/>\n\u2013 <\/em><span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\"><strong>Joy Behar<\/strong>, co-host of <strong><em>The View<\/em><\/strong>.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Sure, you\u2019re unhappy.&nbsp; I get it.&nbsp; As unhappy as you are, I guarantee you I can name someone even less happy \u2013 <strong>Melania<\/strong>!&nbsp; Did you see that woman on election night?&nbsp; \u201cJust when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!\u201d&nbsp; Come to think of it, where has she been?&nbsp; With <strong>Ivanka<\/strong>?&nbsp; Or <strong>Shelly Miscavige<\/strong>?&nbsp; Wherever she\u2019s been staying, I\u2019m confident she\u2019s not planning on spending time in D.C.&nbsp; But someone better keep an eye on <strong>Trump<\/strong>.&nbsp; As crazy as he is, trust me when I say <strong>Vance <\/strong>is more dangerous.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>You know someone who is happy?&nbsp; <strong>Ralph Brennan<\/strong>.&nbsp; You don\u2019t know him, but he was one of Trump\u2019s campus coordinators from <em>Michigan State <\/em>\u2013 class of 2026.&nbsp; Class of 2026!&nbsp; My God, how old does that make him?&nbsp; I don\u2019t have my abacus handy, but I believe I can legally give him a handy!&nbsp; Sure, he\u2019s also crazy.&nbsp; But he\u2019s also kinda crazy hot \u2013 as straight college boys so often are.&nbsp; But, shh, don\u2019t tell him.&nbsp; Eh, what the hell \u2013 go ahead and tell him.&nbsp; Those guys always love attention from gay men!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cThe clown car can\u2019t come into the White House at will.\u201d &nbsp;&nbsp; \u2013 Susie Wiles, Donald Trump\u2019s new Chief of Staff. \u201cWhat if the clown is in the White House?\u201d &nbsp;&nbsp; \u2013 Joy Behar, co-host of The View. Sure, you\u2019re unhappy.&nbsp; I get it.&nbsp; As unhappy as you are, I guarantee you I can name<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-93208","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93208","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=93208"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93208\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":93217,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93208\/revisions\/93217"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=93208"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=93208"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=93208"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}