{"id":93291,"date":"2024-12-01T13:01:54","date_gmt":"2024-12-01T21:01:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=93291"},"modified":"2024-12-01T13:01:54","modified_gmt":"2024-12-01T21:01:54","slug":"cmm-and-milligan-show-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2024\/12\/01\/cmm-and-milligan-show-off\/","title":{"rendered":"CMM and Milligan Show Off"},"content":{"rendered":"

Faithful fans know it\u2019s time for Billy\u2019s Holiday Gift Giving Suggestions<\/em><\/strong>.  Literally for decades, I\u2019ve been sharing some of my favorite things that I think would make the perfect gifts.  My advice is free.  But since I\u2019m not on television, I\u2019m not giving anything away.  Because I love a book, I heartily recommend Cher: The Memoir<\/em><\/strong>.  Since this is only Part One, this is a practical gift.  Next year, you can give Part Two as a gift (assuming Cher<\/strong> finishes it in time).  And if your special someone isn\u2019t a reader, that\u2019s OK.  Neither is Cher.  Buy the audio book!<\/p>\n

I know it\u2019s too early to say this, but I bet our next gift suggestion will be my favorite of the entire year.  I recently told you about a Netflix <\/em>holiday film called The Merry Gentlemen<\/em><\/strong> \u2013 about some chick who puts on a male strip show to save her hometown theatre.  None of that is important \u2013 all that matters is that you get to see Chad Michael Murray <\/strong>at his physical prime in as little clothing as possible.  What could be better that that?  Getting to do that all year long.  Admittedly, it didn\u2019t do much for Sophia Bush<\/strong>, but it sure perked up my \u201cspirits\u201d.  If your loved one is similarly inclined, get them the first ever Chad Michael Murray Calendar<\/em><\/strong>.  My fingers are still singed at how hot the photos are.  I can\u2019t even pick a favorite.  February features a heart on his heart.  But there\u2019s June\u2019s barely-there graduation gown, October\u2019s perfect pumpkins.  And I believe what he does with a turkey baster in November is illegal in four states!  A portion of CMM\u2019s proceeds go to St. Jude\u2019s Children\u2019s Hospital<\/em>.  Listen to Billy \u2013 drop everything and head on over to CMMSignature.shop<\/u><\/strong><\/a>.  It\u2019s even autographed.  You can thank me later.<\/p>\n

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And this beautifully leads to our Ask Billy<\/em><\/strong> question on a related topic.  Don <\/strong>in Miami writes, \u201cI just watched <\/em>Hot Frosty<\/strong>.  Who is that guy?  I know I\u2019ve seen him before.  Is he gay?  Does he ever wear clothes??\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

First things first \u2013 Hot Frosty<\/em> is also a Netflix <\/em>holiday film which finds Lacey Chabert <\/strong>bringing a snowman to life with a cell phone.  Really, that\u2019s what happens.  Let\u2019s forget about the fast that he\u2019s an anatomically correct snowman who\u2019d be nude if it weren\u2019t for that damn scarf!  All the better to show off his ripped torso and zero-percent body fat.  Well, what do snowmen eat anyway?  Water?  Carrots?  How many carbs are in coal?  The sexy snowman is played by Dustin Milligan <\/strong>(who is straight and has been with actress Amanda Crew <\/strong>for 14 years), who you probably remember from Schitt\u2019s Creek<\/em><\/strong>.  In this flick, his character is creatively called Jack Snowman.  It\u2019s part holiday fantasy, part romcom, and part gay porn.  Yes, I scanned enough to know it requires some intense, private viewing.  Naturally you can see the most salient scenes on BillyMasters.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n

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When we\u2019re fantasizing about a snowman, we\u2019ve definitely come to the end of yet another column.  I know they say sexuality is fluid, but this is ridiculous!  Still, it does bring up another question \u2013 how do you jack a snowman?  I suppose you start with the icicles, carefully cup the snowballs, and always wear your mittens.  You know \u2013 safety first.  And that brings up a helpful hint from my colorful past \u2013 ChapStick <\/em>does not make an effective lubricant.  For more tips, check out www.BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> \u2013 the site that promises a smooth ride.  If you have a question, send it along to Billy@BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> and I promise to get back to you before Dustin Milligan comes out with his own calendar!  So, until next time, remember, one man\u2019s filth is another man\u2019s bible.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Faithful fans know it\u2019s time for Billy\u2019s Holiday Gift Giving Suggestions.  Literally for decades, I\u2019ve been sharing some of my favorite things that I think would make the perfect gifts.  My advice is free.  But since I\u2019m not on television, I\u2019m not giving anything away.  Because I love a book, I heartily recommend Cher: The<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-93291","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93291","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=93291"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93291\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":93292,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93291\/revisions\/93292"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=93291"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=93291"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=93291"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}