{"id":93344,"date":"2024-12-15T19:07:03","date_gmt":"2024-12-16T03:07:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=93344"},"modified":"2024-12-15T19:07:03","modified_gmt":"2024-12-16T03:07:03","slug":"a-wicked-hot-fiyero","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2024\/12\/15\/a-wicked-hot-fiyero\/","title":{"rendered":"A Wicked Hot Fiyero"},"content":{"rendered":"

Everyone\u2019s been waiting with bated breath to see what Armie Hammer<\/strong>\u2019s next move will be on the comeback trail.  Who would have ever thought he\u2019d be playing a cannibal?  He appears in singer Georgie Leahy<\/strong>\u2019s new music video for \u201cTypical Squeeze\u201d playing Kannibal Ken<\/em><\/strong>.  Well, Hammer does look like a Ken doll come to life (no offense to either of the Ryan<\/strong>s), but still…<\/p>\n

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Dolls are always popular gifts for the holidays.  So in our latest installment of Billy\u2019s Holiday Gift Giving Suggestions<\/em><\/strong>, we are delighted to feature a special Barbie <\/em><\/strong>\u2013 this one featuring a red-hot Rita Moreno <\/strong>in a replica of what she wore to the 1962 Oscars<\/em> <\/strong>(where she won).  The spitfire, who just celebrated her 93rd<\/sup> birthday, is in a black and gold gown, opera gloves, and an up-do.  This is the perfect gift for the special someone who loves his legendary ladies…or is a Barbie devotee.  Pick it up at Amazon <\/em>for a cool $40 \u2013 with guaranteed delivery by Christmas (which probably includes Kwanzaa, Chanukah, the Winter Solstice, and any of those other holidays that include dancing naked around some rocks).<\/p>\n

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Say you have someone in your life who is a bit saucier.  What about one of those dolls inspired by the movie-musical version of Wicked<\/em><\/strong>?  And it\u2019s worth extra if it lists the Wicked.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a> website, directing tykes to a straight porn site that I wouldn\u2019t be caught dead frequenting.  This is a gift selection that is also ripped from the headlines.  Holly Ricketson <\/strong>from Edgefield County, South Carolina is suing Mattel <\/em>because her little girl went to the site and is scarred for life.  While I kinda suspect this is the least scarring thing that has happened to the younger Ricketson, I can appreciate her mom\u2019s litigious ingenuity.  While perhaps not germane to this story, there is a Holly Rebecca Ricketson from North Augusta, South Carolina who was arrested in 2017 for disorderly conduct.  This whole suit sounds like a case that could have been encouraged by a lawyer who might advertise on Fox and Friend<\/em><\/strong>.  <\/p>\n

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Once again, a perfect segue to our Ask Billy<\/em><\/strong> question.  Marcus <\/strong>in Dallas asks, \u201cWhy did Jonathan Bailey <\/strong>need a body double in <\/em>Wicked?  And what do you know about this insanely hot guy?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

Sexy Tom Mather <\/strong>isn\u2019t a body double like someone filling in for Bailey\u2019s ass (hmm).  He\u2019s actually an acclaimed dancer who has strutted his stuff on stage and screen.  But, yes, he\u2019s an undeniable looker \u2013 both in clothes and out.  His torso has one of those ripped, smooth 8-packs that straight porn boys would kill for and most gay men seem to have naturally.  Not that I\u2019m implying I know anything about Mather\u2019s sexuality \u2013 not that it mathers (see what I did there?).  I\u2019m told he did some of Fiyero\u2019s more difficult dance moves \u2013 which he probably had some familiarity with since he appeared in the London production of Wicked<\/em>.  He can currently be seen in Moulin Rouge! <\/em><\/strong>in the West End<\/em> and has previously been the lead in Nutcracker<\/em><\/strong> (insert your own joke).  The next best thing to seeing him in person is checking out the loads of luscious snaps \u2013 in and out of his Fiyero boots \u2013 on BillyMasters.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n

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When we\u2019re dreaming of a nutcracker in thigh-high boots, it\u2019s definitely time to end yet another column.  You put him in Rita\u2019s opera gloves and you definitely have a look to remember.  While visions of nuts cracking dance in my head, you can check out www.BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> \u2013 the site that doesn\u2019t care where you pee \u2013 or if you film it, for that matter.  And if you need a question answered, I am delighted to be there whenever you need me \u2013 day, night, wee small hours, perhaps sharing an after-dinner drink in front of a blazing fireplace.  If you have something like that in mind, drop a note to me at Billy@BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> and I promise to get back to you before Armie replaces Cathy Moriarty in I\u2019ll Eat You Last<\/em> \u2013 which I bet is quite a compliment from Kannibal Ken<\/em>!  So, until next time, remember, one man\u2019s filth is another man\u2019s bible.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Everyone\u2019s been waiting with bated breath to see what Armie Hammer\u2019s next move will be on the comeback trail.  Who would have ever thought he\u2019d be playing a cannibal?  He appears in singer Georgie Leahy\u2019s new music video for \u201cTypical Squeeze\u201d playing Kannibal Ken.  Well, Hammer does look like a Ken doll come to life<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-93344","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93344","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=93344"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93344\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":93345,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93344\/revisions\/93345"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=93344"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=93344"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=93344"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}