{"id":93364,"date":"2024-12-22T21:38:55","date_gmt":"2024-12-23T05:38:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=93364"},"modified":"2024-12-22T21:38:55","modified_gmt":"2024-12-23T05:38:55","slug":"matteo-cooks-simon-sizzles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2024\/12\/22\/matteo-cooks-simon-sizzles\/","title":{"rendered":"Matteo Cooks & Simon Sizzles"},"content":{"rendered":"

Last year, one of the most popular gifts we suggested was Tom Daley<\/strong>\u2019s knitting kit.  Yes, you too could learn how to make a \u201ccock cozy\u201d with your very own hands \u2013 although, frankly, I preferred real hands keeping my cock cozy.  As with so many other hot men who have charged for their services, Tom is now giving his away.  And he\u2019s giving them away on the public airways!  \u201cYou know me.  I love a bit of competition.  But lately, it\u2019s been less about the pool, and more about the…wool.  So I\u2019m super excited to announce that I\u2019m going to be hosting a brand new knitting competition show.\u201d  Did I miss an \u201cold knitting competition show\u201d?  Well, Tom\u2019s venture will be called (wait for it) \u2013 Game of Wool<\/em><\/strong>.  Doesn\u2019t that make you all a-quiver?  Or, at the very least, itchy?  A competitive knitting show?  What could be more scintillating?  C-SPAN springs to mind.  The eight-episode run will focus on amateurs creating numerous objets d\u2019art<\/em>.  It will air on UK\u2019s Channel 4<\/em>, but I\u2019m sure you\u2019ll be able to find it on YouTube <\/em>eventually.  <\/p>\n

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And now, the final installment of Billy\u2019s Holiday Gift Giving Suggestions<\/em><\/strong>.  We saved this one for last because you can\u2019t get it yet.  Sexy Matteo Lane<\/strong> is not only a talented comedian, he\u2019s also a good cook with a rockin\u2019 ass (FYI, my computer autocorrected this to \u201che\u2019s also a good cock\u201d).  He has a new book coming out on April 1st<\/sup>.  Your Pasta Sucks: A \u2018Cookbook\u2019<\/em><\/strong>, has a cover featuring Matteo bending over a pot of pasta in an apron, some undies, and a smile.  Well, he\u2019s smiling because it\u2019s his pasta.  You\u2019ll smile because…well, \u2018cause he\u2019s bending over!  In fact, the bottom of the photo has this phrase: \u201cFlip Me Over\u201d.  Gladly.  People tell me the book is terrific \u2013 with hysterical anecdotes and some actual recipes.  You can pre-order it on Amazon<\/em>.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

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In our final Ask Billy<\/em><\/strong> question of 2024, Roger <\/strong>in Chicago asks, \u201cWhat can you tell me about Jermelle Simon<\/strong>?  His character on <\/em>The Upshaws<\/strong> is gay.  What about him?  He\u2019s so funny…and hawt!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

Jermelle may have had a hand in his character coming out \u2013 something that happened in 2023.  He was not out at the time, but he changed that on October 11, 2024 \u2013 National Coming Out Day<\/em>.  \u201cI have decided that I am enough, and I want to thank everyone who has helped me to get to that place where I feel seen, where I feel like I belong, where I feel loved.  Thank you for providing a space where I can come on the internet and say, \u2018I am a Black gay man.\u2019\u201d  Actually, he\u2019s a hot Black gay man \u2013 and we\u2019ll prove it with some sizzling snaps on BillyMasters.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n

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When we\u2019re cooking up more hot gay men, it\u2019s definitely time to end yet another column.  And that got me thinking \u2013 people come out each and every day.  Yet, the ones people always ask me about are the hot ones.  Why doesn\u2019t anyone write in a question about some fatty who likes men?  While I ponder pounding that, let\u2019s slip in one last-minute gift suggestion.  I bet anyone reading this would probably enjoy a membership to www.BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> \u2013 the site that makes a perfect stocking stuffer.  In fact, I\u2019m willing to personally do that for you \u2013 regardless of girth.  Just send a note with an address along to Billy@BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> and I promise to cum down your chimney before the New Year!  Until next time, remember, one man\u2019s filth is another man\u2019s bible.<\/p>\n

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