{"id":93452,"date":"2025-01-12T20:49:58","date_gmt":"2025-01-13T04:49:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=93452"},"modified":"2025-01-12T20:49:58","modified_gmt":"2025-01-13T04:49:58","slug":"hoults-hunky-handiwork","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2025\/01\/12\/hoults-hunky-handiwork\/","title":{"rendered":"Hoult’s Hunky Handiwork"},"content":{"rendered":"

Our Ask Billy<\/em><\/strong> question comes from Kasey <\/strong>in Chicago: \u201cI read that Nicholas Hoult <\/strong>was given a dildo as a gift from <\/em>Nosferatu<\/strong>.  What\u2019s that all about?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

First things first \u2013 I was shocked to learn Nicholas Hoult was straight!  Sure, he dated Jennifer Lawrence<\/strong>, but you know \u2013 whatever.  After I saw A <\/em><\/strong>Single Man<\/em><\/strong>, I was sure he was gay.  I dunno if it was the film, his eyebrows, or that angora sweater.  It just all screamed gay to me.  He\u2019s apparently straight and has two kids.  Anyway, back to Kasey\u2019s question \u2013 Nicholas starred in Nosferatu<\/em> with Bill Skarsg\u00e5rd<\/strong>.  The dildo (it\u2019s actually a prosthetic penis) belonged to Bill.  I\u2019ll let Hoult explain: \u201cI have Count Orlok\u2019s prosthetic penis framed at home.  There\u2019s a scene where Bill Skarsg\u00e5rd is slurping my blood and Robert Eggers <\/strong>[the director] asked, \u2018How was that for you?\u2019 and I said, \u2018I could feel his prosthetic penis on my leg.\u201d  After the filming wrapped, Eggers sent him the penis in a frame.  A curious codicil to this story is that at some point, the frame got broken.  So Nicholas brought it to a shop to be re-framed.  He was certain the guy would ask about the object, but he didn\u2019t even bat an eye…until it was ready for pickup.  He asked Hoult, \u201cIs this some kind of collector\u2019s piece?\u201d  Nicky said, \u201cYeah, you could say that.\u201d  You could also see it on BillyMasters.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n

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When straight men are collecting penises (penii?), it\u2019s definitely time to end yet another column.  We should also note the death of Anita Bryant<\/strong>.  Sure, she was notably against gay rights, but I\u2019ll always remember her as that Florida orange juice lady.  I know we tend to vilify people with different viewpoints, but I was nonetheless stunned when folks online were comparing Bryant to Hitler<\/strong>, Mussolini<\/strong>, and Stalin<\/strong>.  Not only do I not think these are apt comparisons, it gives Anita just a tad too much importance.  She was certainly entitled to her opinion \u2013 just as others were entitled to protest her and, in one instance, pelt her with a banana cream pie (in refusing to press charges, she quipped, \u201cAt least it was a fruit pie!\u201d).  She knew her views would be career suicide, but she had her convictions…something very few people do.  I know, I know \u2013 stick with hot nude men, Billy.  And you\u2019ll find plenty of them on www.BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> \u2013 the site that can\u2019t be put in a box…or a frame!  If you\u2019ve got something worth framing, send a photo along to Billy@BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> and I promise to get back to you before I troll LA hot spots in hopes of running into Matt Gutman and David Muir!  So, until next time, remember, one man\u2019s filth is another man\u2019s bible.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Our Ask Billy question comes from Kasey in Chicago: \u201cI read that Nicholas Hoult was given a dildo as a gift from Nosferatu.  What\u2019s that all about?\u201d First things first \u2013 I was shocked to learn Nicholas Hoult was straight!  Sure, he dated Jennifer Lawrence, but you know \u2013 whatever.  After I saw A Single<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-93452","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93452","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=93452"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93452\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":93453,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93452\/revisions\/93453"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=93452"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=93452"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=93452"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}