{"id":93474,"date":"2025-01-19T12:42:26","date_gmt":"2025-01-19T20:42:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=93474"},"modified":"2025-01-19T12:42:26","modified_gmt":"2025-01-19T20:42:26","slug":"bon-soir-je-suis-brad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2025\/01\/19\/bon-soir-je-suis-brad\/","title":{"rendered":"Bon soir. Je suis Brad!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Pope Franny <\/strong>is all for welcoming gay men into the priesthood on one condition \u2013 if they are willing to have \u201can orientation towards celibate life.\u201d&nbsp; Now, I\u2019m no authority on Catholicism, but aren\u2019t all priests \u2013 gay or straight \u2013 supposed to be celibate?&nbsp; I looked it up and found this information: \u201cThe Catholic Church considers the law of clerical celibacy to be not a doctrine, but a discipline.\u201d&nbsp; And I\u2019ve known my share of priests who like to be disciplined!&nbsp; Anyway, the Pope has his own views: \u201cThe objective of the training for priesthood in the emotional-sexual sphere is the ability to welcome chastity in celibacy as a gift, to freely choose and to responsibly live it.\u201d&nbsp; It\u2019s a gift?&nbsp; As I tell most people when it comes to gifts, I\u2019d rather have the cash!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"colorbar1\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I am never surprised at the stupidity of people.&nbsp; But this chick in France takes the cake&#8230;or the <em>g\u00e2teau<\/em>!&nbsp; She willingly handed over $850K to someone she met online who said he was <strong>Brad Pitt<\/strong>.&nbsp; Let\u2019s first start with this point \u2013 who out there believes a random message they get online is from the real Brad Pitt?&nbsp; Hands?&nbsp; OK, let\u2019s say you believe it is really Brad Pitt \u2013 God only knows why.&nbsp; Is there any universe in which you think he\u2019s asking strangers for hundreds of thousands of dollars?&nbsp; And riddle me this \u2013 if Max Emerson is getting $15K a pop to jerk off, how much could Brad Pitt make in a couple of hours?&nbsp; Anyway, Frenchie says \u201cBrad\u201d told her he had cancer \u2013 but, shhh, it\u2019s a secret he\u2019d only tell random strangers online.&nbsp; He needed money for treatment, and that bitch Angelina froze his accounts.&nbsp; Is there any part of that story you would believe?&nbsp; Max Emerson \u2013 sure.&nbsp; Brad Pitt \u2013 I don\u2019t think so.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pope Franny is all for welcoming gay men into the priesthood on one condition \u2013 if they are willing to have \u201can orientation towards celibate life.\u201d&nbsp; Now, I\u2019m no authority on Catholicism, but aren\u2019t all priests \u2013 gay or straight \u2013 supposed to be celibate?&nbsp; I looked it up and found this information: \u201cThe Catholic<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-93474","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93474","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=93474"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93474\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":93475,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93474\/revisions\/93475"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=93474"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=93474"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=93474"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}