{"id":93478,"date":"2025-01-19T12:47:07","date_gmt":"2025-01-19T20:47:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=93478"},"modified":"2025-01-19T12:47:07","modified_gmt":"2025-01-19T20:47:07","slug":"tom-holland-and-his-izz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2025\/01\/19\/tom-holland-and-his-izz\/","title":{"rendered":"Tom Holland and His Izz"},"content":{"rendered":"

Two Broadway <\/em>babies are lobbying for Bravo <\/em>to get into the theatre game.  Megan Hilty <\/strong>recently pitched Andy Cohen <\/strong>an idea \u2013 The Real Housewives of Broadway<\/em><\/strong>.  Andy said the idea had previously been discussed with Kristin Chenoweth <\/strong>and said he\u2019d love to do it.  The Broadway<\/em>\/Housewives <\/em>combination is not as outrageous as you\u2019d think.  Quite a few Housewives<\/em> have appeared on Broadway <\/em>\u2013 including NeNe Leakes<\/strong>, Kandi Burruss <\/strong>and Erika Jayne<\/strong>.  Admittedly, they all appeared in the musical Chicago<\/em><\/strong>, but it\u2019s a start.<\/p>\n

We hear that Golden Globe <\/em><\/strong>winner Ariana DeBose <\/strong>has a plum project on the horizon.  She\u2019s in discussions to lead a new production of Evita<\/em><\/strong> at the London Palladium<\/em>.  You\u2019ll recall that this is where the acclaimed revival of Sunset Boulevard<\/em><\/strong> with Nicole Scherzinger <\/strong>started.  In fact, this Evita<\/em> will be directed by Jamie Lloyd <\/strong>\u2013 who directed Sunset<\/em>.  Previews begin June 12th<\/sup>.<\/p>\n

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Tom <\/strong>in Arizona provides this week\u2019s Ask Billy<\/em><\/strong> question: \u201cI saw Tom Holland <\/strong>on the cover of <\/em>Men\u2019s Health.  He looks amazing.  Has he ever posed nude??\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

Well, there\u2019s nude and then there\u2019s nude.  While promoting one of those Spider-man<\/em><\/strong> movies, he told Kelly Ripa <\/strong>and Mark Consuelos<\/strong>, \u201cEssentially I\u2019m naked in those movies because the suit is so skintight.\u201d  And in Men\u2019s Health<\/em>, he certainly looks like a superhero.  However, it should be noted that he\u2019s a little bit of a thing \u2013 not to be confused with having a little bit of a thing.  He\u2019s 5\u20198\u201d (barely) and weighs about 145 pounds \u2013 but can \u201cbulk up\u201d to a hefty 155.  That\u2019s not a whole lotta body to whip into shape.  One of my favorite former porn pups is the buff and beautiful Tory Mason <\/strong>\u2013 who I think of as an adorable Muppet <\/em>of the gay porn galaxy.  He likes to remind me that he\u2019s perfectly proportioned (talk about someone who\u2019s made big bucks taking and receiving sperm).  Anyway, if you\u2019d like to check out Mr. Zendaya<\/strong>\u2019s bod, head on over to BillyMasters.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n

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When \u201cinfluencer\u201d is another term for \u201csperm donor\u201d, it\u2019s definitely time to end yet another column.  In the \u201cMen\u2019s Health\u201d article, I was struck by something Timoth\u00e9e Chalamet <\/strong>said: \u201cTom is the ultimate rizz master.\u201d  In my haste, I thought Timmy was making some bold confession referring to Holland as a \u201cjizz master\u201d, which would have fit into this week\u2019s column quite nicely.  Alas, \u201crizz\u201d is a word the kids use for \u201ccharisma\u201d.  For more bits that are lost in translation, check out www.BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> \u2013 the site that brings you the rizz and the jizz!  If you want to share either with me, reach out and touch me at Billy@BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> and I promise to get back to you before Babs shows up at that telethon!  Until next time, remember, one man\u2019s filth is another man\u2019s bible.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Two Broadway babies are lobbying for Bravo to get into the theatre game.  Megan Hilty recently pitched Andy Cohen an idea \u2013 The Real Housewives of Broadway.  Andy said the idea had previously been discussed with Kristin Chenoweth and said he\u2019d love to do it.  The Broadway\/Housewives combination is not as outrageous as you\u2019d think. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-93478","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93478","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=93478"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93478\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":93479,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93478\/revisions\/93479"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=93478"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=93478"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=93478"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}