{"id":93485,"date":"2025-01-26T19:36:22","date_gmt":"2025-01-27T03:36:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=93485"},"modified":"2025-01-26T19:36:22","modified_gmt":"2025-01-27T03:36:22","slug":"speidi-sues-la","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2025\/01\/26\/speidi-sues-la\/","title":{"rendered":"Speidi Sues LA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>\u201cNo nomination for the <strong>Oscar<\/strong>, but I couldn\u2019t even<br \/>\nimagine that.&nbsp; I did get a <strong>SAG <\/strong>nomination,<br \/>\nwhich is really exciting<\/em><\/span><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>.&#8221;<br \/>\n<\/em><\/span><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em> &#8211; <\/em><\/span><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\"><strong>Pamela Anderson <\/strong>is philosophical about being snubbed by<br \/>\nthe <em>Academy <\/em>for <strong><em>The Last Showgirl<\/em><\/strong>.&nbsp; Still, it\u2019s odd to hear<br \/>\nher even udder the word \u201cSAG\u201d!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>As a globetrotter on a budget, I have no shame in admitting I\u2019ve flown <em>Spirit Air<\/em>.&nbsp; Boston to Fort Lauderdale nonstop for $32?&nbsp; My <em>Uber <\/em>to the airport cost more!&nbsp; A middle seat on a flight less than three hours?&nbsp; I\u2019ll manage.&nbsp; But on my last flight, I was seated next to a woman of <em>Rubenesque <\/em>proportions in a pair of <em>Daisy Dukes <\/em>and a halter top.&nbsp; When she sat down, virtually all of her clothes disappeared into crevices heretofore unseen while standing.&nbsp; She almost looked nude \u2013 and damn proud of it!&nbsp; She might have to think twice the next time she flies.&nbsp; Spirit just announced a dress code.&nbsp; You may not be allowed to board if you are someone \u201cbarefoot or inadequately clothed, or whose clothing or article, including body art, is lewd, obscene, or offensive in nature.\u201d&nbsp; They also mention \u201csee-through clothing, not adequately covered, exposed breasts, buttocks or other private parts.\u201d&nbsp; OMG \u2013 at least three times in 2024, I could have been kicked off the plane!&nbsp; Oh, the shame \u2013 booted from a Spirit flight.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"colorbar1\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Fire, wind, earthquake \u2013 haven\u2019t the poor people of California suffered enough?&nbsp; I have spent about 20 years not completely comprehending who <strong>Spencer Pratt <\/strong>and <strong>Heidi Montag <\/strong>are \u2013 and I\u2019m proud of that.&nbsp; Just when I think I\u2019m out, they pull me back in.&nbsp; The gruesome twosome has filed a lawsuit against the <em>Los Angeles Department of Water and Power<\/em>.&nbsp; Why?&nbsp; They claim that since the city didn\u2019t maintain an adequate water supply, they lost their home in the fire.&nbsp; From a purely practical standpoint, this suit cannot prevail or the entire state would be bankrupt.&nbsp; From an amused standpoint \u2013 I\u2019d really like to see Spencer Pratt stand up in open court and identify the <em>Santa Ynez Reservoir <\/em>on a map.&nbsp; In fact, I\u2019ll be impressed if he can identify the state of California!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cNo nomination for the Oscar, but I couldn\u2019t even imagine that.&nbsp; I did get a SAG nomination, which is really exciting.&#8221; &#8211; Pamela Anderson is philosophical about being snubbed by the Academy for The Last Showgirl.&nbsp; Still, it\u2019s odd to hear her even udder the word \u201cSAG\u201d! 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