{"id":93660,"date":"2025-03-16T11:11:17","date_gmt":"2025-03-16T18:11:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=93660"},"modified":"2025-03-16T11:11:17","modified_gmt":"2025-03-16T18:11:17","slug":"cooking-in-the-bedroom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2025\/03\/16\/cooking-in-the-bedroom\/","title":{"rendered":"Cooking in the Bedroom"},"content":{"rendered":"

They say it\u2019s not over until the fat lady sings.  If there\u2019s one thing Donatella Versace <\/strong>is not, it\u2019s fat.  And yet, she\u2019s announced that she\u2019s stepping down as the creative director of Versace<\/em>.  While she will remain with the company as an \u201cambassador\u201d, she will be replaced by Dario Vitale<\/strong>, previously a designer with Miu Miu<\/em>.<\/p>\n

CBS <\/em>recently debuted their new soap opera, Beyond the Gates<\/em><\/strong>.  While most viewers have complained about the bad writing, cheap sets, and ridiculous scenarios, it actually has something going for it \u2013 ratings from the first two weeks were up 78% from its predecessor, The Talk<\/em><\/strong>.  It actually tied in the ratings with General<\/em><\/strong> Hospital<\/em><\/strong>.<\/p>\n

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We have time for a brief Ask Billy<\/em><\/strong>.  Josh <\/strong>in Maine asks, \u201cIs it true that John Whaite <\/strong>is doing gay porn?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

In case you don\u2019t know (or can\u2019t remember that far back), Whaite was a contestant (and eventual winner) of The Great British Bake Off<\/em><\/strong> in 2012 while he was a law student.  Back then, he was allegedly working for a \u201ctop law firm\u201d (I\u2019ll be the judge of that).  He eventually gave it all up to become a full-time chef \u2013 which included a number of TV gigs.  In 2021, he was on Strictly Come Dancing<\/em><\/strong> with a male pro Johannes Radebe <\/strong>\u2013 the first time the show featured a same-sex couple in competition.  Alas, he fell in love with Radebe, which caused a schism with Whaite\u2019s long-term partner, Paul Atkins<\/strong>.  He also revealed that during that time, he had several \u201cdrunken fondles and experiments with various soap stars and celebrities\u201d.  Nonetheless, John and Paul got married last year in NYC after being together for over 15 years.  They started a gourmet brownie company called Ruff Puff<\/em>, while Whaite also started his OnlyFans <\/em><\/strong>page, with a promise to deliver \u201cthe side of me you haven\u2019t seen…yet.\u201d  He plans to include lots of content \u2013 \u201cfrom solo play to collabs, it\u2019s all here.\u201d  In explaining his two ventures, he said, \u201cOne sells brownies and cookies while the other is a meatier enterprise.\u201d  You can preview some of his wares on BillyMasters.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n

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When baking helps develop great arms, it\u2019s definitely time for me to head into the kitchen and end yet another column.  I can see it now \u2013 Whisking to the Oldies<\/em><\/strong>.  Oh, Richard Simmons <\/strong>would be so proud.  However, I\u2019m simply too overbooked to start a new venture at the moment.  First things first \u2013 finding a vacation spot where I\u2019m not too old, too poor, but the men are too hot to care.  I\u2019m sure I\u2019ll run some ideas by you on www.BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> \u2013 the site that\u2019s clothing optional.  Should you want to take that option with moi<\/em>, send some photographic evidence to Billy@BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> and I promise to get back to you before my loaf rises.  Until next time, remember, one man\u2019s filth is another man\u2019s bible.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

They say it\u2019s not over until the fat lady sings.  If there\u2019s one thing Donatella Versace is not, it\u2019s fat.  And yet, she\u2019s announced that she\u2019s stepping down as the creative director of Versace.  While she will remain with the company as an \u201cambassador\u201d, she will be replaced by Dario Vitale, previously a designer with<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93660"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=93660"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93660\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":93661,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93660\/revisions\/93661"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=93660"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=93660"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=93660"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}