{"id":93706,"date":"2025-03-30T21:45:46","date_gmt":"2025-03-31T04:45:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=93706"},"modified":"2025-03-30T21:45:46","modified_gmt":"2025-03-31T04:45:46","slug":"luigi-and-diddy-cellmates","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2025\/03\/30\/luigi-and-diddy-cellmates\/","title":{"rendered":"Luigi and Diddy &#8211; Cellmates?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Chuck<\/strong>\u2019s little boy, <strong>Luigi Mangione<\/strong>, is once again in hot water.&nbsp; Before his court appearance on February 21<sup>st<\/sup>, he requested special accommodations for his \u201cfashion needs\u201d \u2013 how gay is that?&nbsp; His needs were a carefully chosen ensemble, which included a pair of argyle socks.&nbsp; Inside the socks were two love notes \u2013 one to Luigi, and one addressed to someone named \u201c<strong>Joan<\/strong>\u201d \u2013 perhaps his drag name.&nbsp; The one to Luigi said in part, \u201cKnow there are thousands of people wishing you luck.\u201d&nbsp; Although the notes were discovered before giving the clothes to Mangione, he was still allowed to wear them \u2013 including the socks.&nbsp; So why was he sans socks in court?&nbsp; He felt \u201cthey did not look good\u201d.&nbsp; No further questions, your honor.&nbsp; As far as I\u2019m concerned, case closed.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"colorbar1\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/p>\n<p>In a brief <strong><em>Ask Billy<\/em><\/strong> question, <strong>Henry <\/strong>in Baltimore asks, \u201c<em>Is there any update in the <strong>Sean <\/strong>\u2018Diddy\u2019 <strong>Combs <\/strong>case?&nbsp; I heard more guys have come forward.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>According to new testimony, a male photographer claims he was forced to perform oral sex on Combs.&nbsp; \u201cIf you suck right, I\u2019ll make your career take off,\u201d said the music mogul.&nbsp; The photographer did indeed perform the aforementioned act to&#8230;shall we say, \u201ccompletion\u201d.&nbsp; Combs told him to keep the \u201csemen in his mouth like a squirrel\u201d \u2013 which is odd because one rarely sees squirrels with a mouth full of semen, except on Fire Island and parts of San Francisco.&nbsp; The photographer never saw Sean again \u2013 nor did the act result in anything \u201ctaking off\u201d.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"colorbar1\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><br \/>\nWhen a man diddled Diddy, it\u2019s definitely time to end yet another column.&nbsp; A picture may be worth a thousand words, but you can find both on <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/\">www.BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> \u2013 the site that doesn\u2019t squirrel anything away!&nbsp; If you have a question burning inside of you, send it along to <strong><a href=\"mailto:Billy@BillyMasters.com\">Billy@BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> and I promise to get back to you before we find out where Luigi is hiding his sock!&nbsp; Until next time, remember, one man\u2019s filth is another man\u2019s bible.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chuck\u2019s little boy, Luigi Mangione, is once again in hot water.&nbsp; Before his court appearance on February 21st, he requested special accommodations for his \u201cfashion needs\u201d \u2013 how gay is that?&nbsp; His needs were a carefully chosen ensemble, which included a pair of argyle socks.&nbsp; Inside the socks were two love notes \u2013 one to<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-93706","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93706","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=93706"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93706\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":93707,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93706\/revisions\/93707"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=93706"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=93706"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=93706"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}