{"id":93729,"date":"2025-04-06T19:32:33","date_gmt":"2025-04-07T02:32:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=93729"},"modified":"2025-04-06T19:32:33","modified_gmt":"2025-04-07T02:32:33","slug":"crocks-and-snakes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2025\/04\/06\/crocks-and-snakes\/","title":{"rendered":"Crocks and Snakes"},"content":{"rendered":"

Filmmaker Werner Herzog <\/strong>made headlines last week with some advice for aspiring auteurs<\/em>: \u201cGo and get some real world experience, the more bizarre the better.\u201d  Then he got more specific.  \u201cGo out and work as a bouncer in a sex club.  Work as a warden in a lunatic asylum.  Go out to a cattle ranch and learn how to milk a cow.  Earn your money that way, in real life.\u201d  This is not the first time I\u2019ve heard someone compare a sex club to a milking ranch…but that\u2019s another story.<\/p>\n

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I never really cared one way or the other about Steve Irwin <\/strong>\u2013 aside from the stingray incident, naturally.  I certainly had no use for Bindi<\/strong>.  Then last week I heard about Robert Irwin <\/strong>\u2013 who is also a child of the Crocodile Hunter<\/em><\/strong>.  I almost flipped past the story when I saw the headline mentioned underwear and a poisonous snake.  Well, that caught my eye!  Apparently Robert hosts the Australian edition of I\u2019m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here!<\/em><\/strong>.  While I\u2019ll likely forget that credit, there is an image that is forever seared in my mind.  The sexy 21-year-old is only wearing some hip briefs while he\u2019s grabbing his snake \u2013 and in this case, it\u2019s a poisonous snake wrapped around his neck.  Apparently he’s now an underwear model – and I wholeheartedly approve.  You\u2019ll be grabbing your snake (or your hole) when you see the photos on BillyMasters.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n

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It seems we cannot go a week without talking about Mid-Century Modern<\/em><\/strong> \u2013 which is good news for the Hulu <\/em>sitcom angling for a second season.  Our Ask Billy<\/em><\/strong> question comes from Isaac <\/strong>in Miami: \u201cI can\u2019t believe you haven\u2019t talked about the hot housekeeper on <\/em>MCM<\/strong>.  He must have done nudes.  Or gay porn.  Or something.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

Well, he\u2019s definitely done \u201csomething\u201d \u2013 and a whole lotta it.  In fact, we\u2019ve previously talked about Adam Hagenbuch <\/strong>in this very column.  He first popped up in 2016, when he played a male stripper on one of my favorite failed sitcoms, Undateable<\/em><\/strong>.  At the time, he Tweeted<\/em>, \u201cShooting episodes of #SwitchedatBirth and #Undateable this week.  Still not wearing a shirt in either.  Glad my theater degree is paying off.\u201d  And here we are, almost a decade later, and he\u2019s still peddling the same old wares \u2013 except this time, the wares were wearing a tank top.  He has a lot in common with his MCM<\/em> co-star Matt Bomer<\/strong>.  They were both raised in Texas, both went to Carnegie Mellon<\/em>, and are both pretty nifty dancers.  Unlike the lovely Bomer (who is a child of the \u201870s), Adam was born in the 1990s!  Also, Hagenbuch claims to be straight.  As to his body…well, he isn\u2019t shy about showing that off.  But nudes?  Well, someone sent me nude photos that are allegedly Adam.  Are they?  You can decide for yourself…on BillyMasters.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a>. <\/p>\n

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\nWhen we\u2019ll show you what you can\u2019t even see on Hulu<\/em>, it\u2019s definitely time to end yet another column.  To see more of Mr. Hagenbuch, you should head on over to www.BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> \u2013 the site that reveals it most definitely could have been Adam and Steve<\/strong>!  For anything else, all you have to do is ask.  Write to Billy@BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> and I promise to get back to you before Darren Criss reveals his true self in some fan fiction about Mitzi Gaynor.  So, until next time, remember, one man\u2019s filth is another man\u2019s bible.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Filmmaker Werner Herzog made headlines last week with some advice for aspiring auteurs: \u201cGo and get some real world experience, the more bizarre the better.\u201d  Then he got more specific.  \u201cGo out and work as a bouncer in a sex club.  Work as a warden in a lunatic asylum.  Go out to a cattle ranch<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-93729","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93729","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=93729"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93729\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":93730,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93729\/revisions\/93730"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=93729"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=93729"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=93729"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}