{"id":93818,"date":"2025-05-11T16:54:48","date_gmt":"2025-05-11T23:54:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=93818"},"modified":"2025-05-11T16:54:48","modified_gmt":"2025-05-11T23:54:48","slug":"the-pope-saw-conclave","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2025\/05\/11\/the-pope-saw-conclave\/","title":{"rendered":"The Pope Saw Conclave"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know I hate to complain.&nbsp; But what the hell kinda conclave was that?&nbsp; My God, the movie was longer (or maybe it just seemed longer).&nbsp; Anyway, we have a new <strong><em>Pope <\/em><\/strong>\u2013 <strong>Leo XIV<\/strong>.&nbsp; Didya know the new pope watched the film <strong><em>Conclave<\/em><\/strong> before going into the actual conclave?&nbsp; At least that\u2019s what his brother told the press. &nbsp;Just what the <em>Vatican<\/em> needs, the papal equivalent of <strong>Roger Clinton<\/strong>!&nbsp; I have friends who aren\u2019t happy that this pope is somewhat conservative regarding gays and women in the church.&nbsp; People, grow up.&nbsp; This is the <em>Catholic Church<\/em>!&nbsp; It\u2019s like saying <em>McDonald\u2019s <\/em>should hire more vegetarians!&nbsp; Speaking of food, here\u2019s a fun fact \u2013 apparently it\u2019s against the rules to serve ravioli during a conclave?&nbsp; In the past, people would send secret messages inside the certain food.&nbsp; That\u2019s why tubular pastas and roast chickens are also against the rules.&nbsp; At least now I know why so many priests have turned to me in a confessional and said, \u201cIs that cannelloni in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know I hate to complain.&nbsp; But what the hell kinda conclave was that?&nbsp; My God, the movie was longer (or maybe it just seemed longer).&nbsp; Anyway, we have a new Pope \u2013 Leo XIV.&nbsp; Didya know the new pope watched the film Conclave before going into the actual conclave?&nbsp; At least that\u2019s what his<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93818"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=93818"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93818\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":93827,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93818\/revisions\/93827"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=93818"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=93818"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=93818"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}