{"id":93828,"date":"2025-05-11T16:56:09","date_gmt":"2025-05-11T23:56:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=93828"},"modified":"2025-05-11T16:56:09","modified_gmt":"2025-05-11T23:56:09","slug":"patrick-vs-christian","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2025\/05\/11\/patrick-vs-christian\/","title":{"rendered":"Patrick vs. Christian"},"content":{"rendered":"

You know who should have gone to confession once or twice?  Anna Wintour<\/strong>.  If someone had guided her to forgive Andr\u00e9 Leon Talley<\/strong>, she wouldn\u2019t have had to mount an entire Met Gala <\/em><\/strong>just to make amends with the late (and certainly great) fashionista!  But there we were, celebrating the ultimate Black Dandy<\/em>.  For me, the Met Gala <\/em>is rarely a fashion show and more a freak show.  I find most of the outfits either ridiculous or ludicrous.  I will admit that Whoopi looked quite fetching in her Thom Browne <\/strong>ensemble.  But is there any reason she couldn\u2019t smile?  Even a little?  I\u2019ve seen happier people in hostage videos.  Then there\u2019s that singer Lisa<\/strong>, who you\u2019ll remember from the recent Oscars<\/em><\/strong>.  If you looked closely (and you\u2019re forgiven if you didn\u2019t), you\u2019d have noticed the crotchal area of her Louis Vuitton <\/strong>ensemble seemed to be embroidered with the image of Rosa Parks<\/strong>!  Turns out, Lisa had the likeness of several notable people included in the fabric.  And who doesn\u2019t want a little inspiration when looking down at their crotch?  Especially of someone who is most notable for taking a seat…up front!<\/p>\n

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Then there was that buck-tooth actress from White Lotus<\/em><\/strong> whose name escapes me \u2013 who attended the gala with Patrick Schwarzenegger<\/strong>.  On the red carpet, she was questioned about her alleged feud with co-star Walton Goggins <\/strong>(who was only feet away from her).  She said she adores him.  Enough to show up when he hosts Saturday Night Live<\/em><\/strong>?  She said she expects him to hit it out of the park, but has no plans to be there.  FYI, she didn’t show up and wasn’t even mentioned.<\/p>\n

Schwarzy is campaigning to star in Luca Guadagnino<\/strong>\u2019s remake of American Psycho<\/em><\/strong> \u2013 a role I presume will go to someone with a higher profile (not that Christian Bale <\/strong>was that big when he made the original in 2000).  Still, good for Paddy for taking his shot…even if it was from the red carpet of the Met Gala <\/em>while holding a red clutch!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

You know who should have gone to confession once or twice?  Anna Wintour.  If someone had guided her to forgive Andr\u00e9 Leon Talley, she wouldn\u2019t have had to mount an entire Met Gala just to make amends with the late (and certainly great) fashionista!  But there we were, celebrating the ultimate Black Dandy.  For me,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93828"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=93828"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93828\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":93829,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93828\/revisions\/93829"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=93828"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=93828"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=93828"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}