{"id":93841,"date":"2025-05-18T15:51:41","date_gmt":"2025-05-18T22:51:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=93841"},"modified":"2025-05-18T15:51:41","modified_gmt":"2025-05-18T22:51:41","slug":"macys-or-jetblue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2025\/05\/18\/macys-or-jetblue\/","title":{"rendered":"Macy’s\u00a0or JetBlue"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u201cI discovered air conditioning and masturbation about the
\nsame time in my life.  What a wild combo.<\/em><\/span>”
\n<\/em><\/span> – <\/em><\/span>James Carville<\/strong>.  Every once in a while that crazy old man makes me laugh!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

I read an interesting story about how the paucity of physical stores is putting a crimp on gay cruising.  The article claims that making eye contact in a department store could often lead to \u201cother\u201d things.  And I thought it was just me.  Over the years, I met three memorable men in Macy\u2019s <\/em><\/strong>at the Dallas Galleria<\/em>.  Admittedly, all three worked there.  But, like their employer, I had each of them fill various slots.  We limited our trysts to off-hours \u2013 except for one who helped measure my inseam.  In my youth, I worked at a Chess King <\/em><\/strong>and a Merry Go Round<\/em><\/strong>.  The closest I got to a proposition was an older gent who asked for my help with his sack.  Alas, it was just his purchases.<\/p>\n

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The new way to meet men is on planes.  Yes, flight attendants seem to be ripe for the picking.  Our story takes place on a JetBlue <\/em>flight from Fort Lauderdale to LAX \u2013 a route I fly frequently.  Dennis Wally Woodbury<\/strong>, 49, was a passenger on April 13th<\/sup>.  He\u2019s also a former CHP<\/em> captain.  According to the complaint, problems began before the flight left the gate.  When boarding, Woodbury showed one flight attendant a photo of his dog…and the photo had what is described as \u201cpornographic imagery in the background\u201d.  After food service (accompanied by copious amounts of alcohol), he allegedly slapped the flight attendant\u2019s buttocks inappropriately \u2013 one might ask what an appropriate butt slap would have been.  Later, Woodbury walked to the front galley and exposed himself to the flight attendant \u2013 at which point he was told, \u201cEnough!  Go back to your seat.\u201d  Not the response he was expecting.  I can assure you these things never happened at Macy\u2019s <\/em>or Chess King<\/em>.  I did hear rumors about Merry Go Round.<\/em><\/p>\n

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I was already beyond the mall cruising age when Abercrombie & Fitch <\/em><\/strong>became the \u201cit\u201d store.  Sure, I slept with some of their models \u2013 but that really falls under the category of \u201crecreation\u201d and \u201cresearch\u201d.  The former A&F <\/em>CEO has been found unfit to stand trial for sex trafficking and an assortment of other charges.  Michael Jeffries<\/strong>, 80, went through extensive medical exams and was found to be suffering from Alzheimer\u2019s disease and Lewy Body Dementia \u2013 allegedly residual effects of traumatic brain injury.  Doctors claim that his medical condition makes him unable to recall events or understand the legal charges against him.  Well, how convenient!  Alas, his partner Matthew Smith <\/strong>and his alleged \u201cprocurer\u201d James Jacobson <\/strong>aren\u2019t as lucky.  They still face charges.  While Jeffries cannot be criminally charged, the plaintiffs can file civil suits.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u201cI discovered air conditioning and masturbation about the same time in my life.  What a wild combo.” – James Carville.  Every once in a while that crazy old man makes me laugh! I read an interesting story about how the paucity of physical stores is putting a crimp on gay cruising.  The article claims that<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93841"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=93841"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93841\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":93850,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93841\/revisions\/93850"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=93841"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=93841"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=93841"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}