{"id":94063,"date":"2025-07-27T23:58:35","date_gmt":"2025-07-28T06:58:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=94063"},"modified":"2025-07-27T23:58:35","modified_gmt":"2025-07-28T06:58:35","slug":"inside-the-geffen-divorce","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2025\/07\/27\/inside-the-geffen-divorce\/","title":{"rendered":"Inside the Geffen Divorce"},"content":{"rendered":"

Last week, I received an interesting communiqu\u00e9 <\/em>in the Billy Masters Mailbag<\/em><\/strong>.  It was a 33-page lawsuit filed by Donovan Michaels <\/strong>against his spouse, David Geffen<\/strong>.  The e-mail came from a publicist who did not reveal his client…but I\u2019ve got my suspicions.  The suit makes for fascinating reading and many of the details are certain column-worthy.  Michaels is painted as \u201ca vulnerable gay Black man orphaned at 18 months\u201d and that Geffen \u201cexploited his traumatic past of neglect, poverty, and foster care\u201d.  Bullshit<\/em>.  While some of the details are true, anyone able to negotiate $10K for a first \u201cdate\u201d is not vulnerable \u2013 he\u2019s savvy!  Donovan and Geffen first connected on SeekingArrangements.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a>, which I believe is also where Donald finds all his wives!  Donovan complains that their relationship was treated as a transaction.  I believe that\u2019s the point of Seeking Arrangements<\/em>.<\/p>\n

He also alleges that Geffen expected perfection from him and paid for \u201cpainful laser and dental treatments\u201d.  Bullshit<\/em> again.  First off, if Donovan was that close to perfection, I can\u2019t feel particularly sorry for him.  And, if you want to pay to fix my teeth (or anything else), who am I to say no.  Donovan claims that he was Geffen\u2019s \u201cconfidant, travel companion, and property manager.\u201d  I\u2019ve got a guy who does those things from me in Fort Lauderdale, and I only pay him $100 a month!  He better not be reading this column.  Michaels also complains that Geffen supplied him with \u201ccocaine, molly and cannabis\u201d.  I believe the correct response is, \u201cThank you.\u201d  Lastly, he says he gave up a lucrative modeling career (similar to Melanie\u2019s, I\u2019m sure) and claims Geffen promised to \u201cshare assets equally\u201d.  Unless you\u2019ve got that in writing, I\u2019m again calling Bullshit<\/em>.  To Geffen, I have two words \u2013 call me.<\/p>\n

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We had a curious question in our Ask Billy<\/em><\/strong> mailbag.  Tony <\/strong>in Detroit asked, \u201cWhat do you know about Elon Musk<\/strong>\u2019s daughter Vivian<\/strong>?  I heard she was transgender, but don\u2019t know anything else about her.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

My fans teach me so much.  The only thing I knew about Vivian Jenna Wilson is that she\u2019s estranged from her dad, Elon.  But didya know she was not only conceived via IVF, but her dad allegedly used sex-selective IVF to ensure he had a boy.  SURPRISE!!!  That boy was named Xavier Alexander Musk \u2013 at least he got a full name rather than just an X!  From all accounts, father and son had a contentious relationship.  Xavier came out as trans at the age of 16 in 2020, and Musk authorized trans-related medical treatment (Musk claims he was \u201ctricked\u201d into consenting).   Two years later, Vivian emerged.  But here\u2019s something interesting \u2013 Vivian has also done drag under the name Vivllainous.  I\u2019m not exactly sure how that works, but the alter ego appeared at a benefit to raise money and awareness against ICE.  So she\u2019s OK in my book!  Check her out on BillyMasters.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n

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When I\u2019m questioning the gender of our Ask Billy<\/em> questioner, we\u2019ve definitely come to the end of yet another column.  You know, Tony could go either way.  We ran awfully long \u2013 a lot like Donovan Michaels, if his words are to be believed.  But you can get so much more at www.BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> \u2013 the site where a photo is worth a thousand words.  If you need a bit more Billy<\/strong>, drop a note to Billy@BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> and I promise to get back to you before someone calls Bullshit <\/em>on me!  So, until next time, remember, one man\u2019s filth is another man\u2019s bible.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Last week, I received an interesting communiqu\u00e9 in the Billy Masters Mailbag.  It was a 33-page lawsuit filed by Donovan Michaels against his spouse, David Geffen.  The e-mail came from a publicist who did not reveal his client…but I\u2019ve got my suspicions.  The suit makes for fascinating reading and many of the details are certain<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94063"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=94063"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94063\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":94064,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94063\/revisions\/94064"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=94063"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=94063"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=94063"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}