{"id":94157,"date":"2025-08-24T12:05:30","date_gmt":"2025-08-24T19:05:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=94157"},"modified":"2025-08-25T01:31:32","modified_gmt":"2025-08-25T08:31:32","slug":"lil-nas-late-night-strut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2025\/08\/24\/lil-nas-late-night-strut\/","title":{"rendered":"Lil Nas Late Night Strut"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This week\u2019s <strong><em>Ask Billy<\/em><\/strong> question arrived just under the wire.&nbsp; <strong>Randy <\/strong>in Maine said, \u201c<em>What is going on with <strong>Lil Nas X<\/strong>?&nbsp; Tell me this was all a big publicity stunt.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Famed composer <strong>George M. Cohan <\/strong>once said, \u201cI don\u2019t care what the newspapers say about me, as long as they spell my name right.\u201d&nbsp; Of course, it\u2019s rumored that Georgie was more concerned that they\u2019d write \u201cCohen\u201d and folks might think he was Jewish.&nbsp; That\u2019s neither hither nor yon.&nbsp; Let\u2019s clear up a few things about Nas (real name <strong>Montero Hill<\/strong>).&nbsp; He was not arrested walking around downtown Los Angeles naked.&nbsp; He was filmed by a driver walking down Ventura Boulevard in Studio City at 4AM on Thursday, August 21<sup>st<\/sup> clad in only white <em>Speedo<\/em>-style undies and white cowboy boots.&nbsp; The arrest happened around 6AM \u2013 after Nas \u201ccharged at officers and was taken into custody\u201d.&nbsp; He was initially brought to a hospital to be checked out and then was formally charged with \u201cresisting or obstructing an officer\u201d.&nbsp; Fun fact \u2013 this is known as charge 69 (a) of the penal code.&nbsp; Well, if you\u2019re gonna be guilty of a penal code, 69 is a good place to start.&nbsp; Unlike arrests of a non-violent nature and eligible for immediate bail, resistance is considered violent.&nbsp; So Nas was put in <em>Valley Jail <\/em>in Van Nuys and held until Monday, August 25<sup>th<\/sup> (when this column drops).&nbsp; Was it a stunt?&nbsp; Unless the stunt was to see how many dicks he could take in a prison cell, I\u2019m guessing no.&nbsp; But should you care to see him strut his stuff, check out <a href=\"https:\/\/www.BillyMasters.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong><u>BillyMasters.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"colorbar1\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/p>\n<p>When I\u2019m already looking forward to Marilyn Maye\u2019s 100<sup>th<\/sup> birthday, we\u2019ve definitely come to the end of yet another column.&nbsp; Being of a certain age, I had a colonoscopy last week (a younger friend had an incident that reminded me early detection is the best prevention).&nbsp; I am not only glad to report my clean bill of health, but the post-procedural report indicates that my colon was in the top percentile for cleanliness.&nbsp; What can I say \u2013 practice, practice, practice.&nbsp; Like Nas, I\u2019ll show you a w\/hole lot more on <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/\">www.BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> \u2013 the site that is anything but clean.&nbsp; Should you want to show me your penal (penile) code, send a note to <strong><a href=\"mailto:Billy@BillyMasters.com\">Billy@BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> and I promise to get back to you before Nas does a remake of <strong>Sheena Easton<\/strong>\u2019s \u201cStrut\u201d.&nbsp; So, until next time, remember, one man\u2019s filth is another man\u2019s bible.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This week\u2019s Ask Billy question arrived just under the wire.&nbsp; Randy in Maine said, \u201cWhat is going on with Lil Nas X?&nbsp; Tell me this was all a big publicity stunt.\u201d Famed composer George M. Cohan once said, \u201cI don\u2019t care what the newspapers say about me, as long as they spell my name right.\u201d&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94157"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=94157"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94157\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":94168,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94157\/revisions\/94168"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=94157"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=94157"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=94157"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}