{"id":94376,"date":"2025-11-02T21:54:28","date_gmt":"2025-11-03T05:54:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=94376"},"modified":"2025-11-02T21:54:28","modified_gmt":"2025-11-03T05:54:28","slug":"andrew-and-fergie-and-koo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2025\/11\/02\/andrew-and-fergie-and-koo\/","title":{"rendered":"Andrew and Fergie and Koo"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u201cPete Buttigieg <\/strong>is leading the 2028 race.  Tops Newsom <\/strong>in new poll.\u201d
\n\u2013 <\/em> A recent headline says it all.  I bet this is news to the Governor \u2013 to say nothing of Mayor Pete<\/strong>!<\/span><\/span><\/span>
\n<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Over the last few months, I have really tried to live in gratitude \u2013 to be grateful for everything that comes my way.  I\u2019m sure most of my readers feel likewise.  After all, there are children in Bangladesh who don\u2019t get to read BillyMasters.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a> \u2013 even with Google Translate<\/em>!  We\u2019re particularly grateful not to be the artist formerly known as Prince Andrew<\/strong>.  I must confess, I came late to the Andrew Mountbatten Windsor <\/strong>party, but I\u2019m totally caught up now and have eagerly digested every twist and turn of this drama \u2013 even though I don\u2019t really care about him.  I was taken aback when I heard numerous journalists blame this entire contretemps <\/em>on…Koo Stark<\/strong>!  Do you remember Koo?  She was an \u201cactress\u201d of dubious distinction, who sued (and won) an apology (and cash) from publications who referred to her as a \u201cporn star\u201d.  No such mistake will be made in this column \u2013 my standard for \u201cstar\u201d is quite high.  Randy Andy <\/em>(as he was known back in the day) was in love with Koo as much as his brother was in love with Camilla<\/strong>.  Neither son got to marry the love of their life \u2013 and we all know how that turned out!<\/p>\n

The other surprising part of this drama is the loads of rubbish being heaped upon poor Fergie <\/strong>\u2013 who I once partied with in Houston back when she was still a Duchess (but prior to Toe-Gate<\/em>).  A biographer seems to believe that the biggest problem is that Fergie always lives beyond her means and hasn\u2019t got a job \u2013 like you\u2019re gonna see Fergie working the Clinique <\/em>counter at Harrods<\/em><\/strong>, or pumping gas at the local Tesco<\/em><\/strong>!  An example of her extravagance is the tale of Eugenie<\/strong>\u2019s birthday party.  Apparently it had a Disney <\/em>theme and Eugenie went as Snow White and actually hired seven actual dwarfs to play…well, the seven dwarfs.  Look, what do you expect her parents to do?  Have a bouncy castle delivered to Windsor<\/em> Castle<\/em>??  Sure, Eugenie was 25…but still!  As part of the deal Andrew brokered with King Charles<\/strong>, Beatrice <\/strong>and Eugenie will remain princesses.  And, at least for now, Andrew remains ninth in line to the throne.  One bad outbreak of bubonic plague and he could be sitting pretty.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u201cPete Buttigieg is leading the 2028 race.  Tops Newsom in new poll.\u201d \u2013  A recent headline says it all.  I bet this is news to the Governor \u2013 to say nothing of Mayor Pete! Over the last few months, I have really tried to live in gratitude \u2013 to be grateful for everything that comes<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94376"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=94376"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94376\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":94385,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94376\/revisions\/94385"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=94376"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=94376"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=94376"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}