{"id":94423,"date":"2025-11-16T22:27:39","date_gmt":"2025-11-17T06:27:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=94423"},"modified":"2025-11-16T22:30:29","modified_gmt":"2025-11-17T06:30:29","slug":"dancing-and-wife-swapping","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2025\/11\/16\/dancing-and-wife-swapping\/","title":{"rendered":"Dancing and Wife Swapping"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Speaking of dancing, I watched <strong><em>Dancing with the Stars <\/em><\/strong>for the first time in a couple of seasons.&nbsp; I simply couldn\u2019t resist <strong>Tom Bergeron<\/strong>\u2019s triumphant return for the show\u2019s 20<sup>th<\/sup> anniversary.&nbsp; Truly it was fun to see many of the former contestants and pros in fleeting shots.&nbsp; But if I\u2019ve previously called this show <strong><em>Dancing with a Bunch of Nobodies<\/em><\/strong>, a better name might be <strong><em>Dancing with Relatives of Stars<\/em><\/strong>.&nbsp; Because we saw the return of <strong>Rumor Willis <\/strong>\u2013 the child of two stars (who showed no emotion at the mention of her father\u2019s illness).&nbsp; And <strong>Dylan Efron<\/strong>!&nbsp; OK, his brother is a star.&nbsp; But what does Dylan do?&nbsp; I thought <strong>Jen Affleck <\/strong>was related to Ben.&nbsp; But Affleck is her married name \u2013 her husband is <strong>Zac Affleck <\/strong>(yes, I kid you not).&nbsp; She\u2019s told people that her husband is a distant relative to the more famous Afflecks.&nbsp; Then genealogists did some research and discovered that there is no connection whatsoever.&nbsp; Zac leapt to his wife\u2019s defense: \u201cThat\u2019s just a family joke.\u201d&nbsp; Leave those to the professionals!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"colorbar1\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/p>\n<p>Speaking of nobodies, I\u2019ve been told that <strong><em>YouTubers <\/em>Daniel Howell <\/strong>and <strong>Phil Lester <\/strong>are dating.&nbsp; But I\u2019m not exactly sure I know who they are \u2013 unless one of them used to call his mother <strong>Lovey<\/strong>!<\/p>\n<p>Everybody seems to be talking about how terrible <strong><em>All\u2019s Fair<\/em><\/strong> is, and how <strong>Kim Kardashian <\/strong>is the kiss of death.&nbsp; But another story was more interesting to me.&nbsp; Co-stars <strong>Niecy Nash-Betts<\/strong>, <strong>Sarah Paulson <\/strong>and <strong>Glenn Close <\/strong>were asking each other questions on <strong><em>Entertainment Tonight<\/em><\/strong>.&nbsp; Niecy had a question for Sarah.&nbsp; \u201cWhen you look at me and you look at you, have you ever once thought about trading partners?\u201d&nbsp; Sarah smiled, nodded, and said, \u201cYes\u201d.&nbsp; Sarah added, \u201cHave you seen Niecy\u2019s partner?\u201d&nbsp; And Glenn chimed in, \u201cI can go for that!\u201d&nbsp; Meanwhile, <strong>Holland<\/strong> is sitting home wondering, \u201cWhat about me?&nbsp; Do I get to sleep with anyone?&nbsp; Or am I running the camcorder?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"colorbar1\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/p>\n<p>I don\u2019t think there\u2019s any wife swapping in the family of <strong>RFK Jr<\/strong>. (we all know about <strong>RFK Sr<\/strong>.).&nbsp; But if so, perhaps <strong>Cheryl Hines <\/strong>has helped <strong>Bobby <\/strong>with his latest research.&nbsp; He claims there is a link between circumcision and autism.&nbsp; If that\u2019s the case, I\u2019ve slept with a whole lotta autistic people \u2013 and am likely on the spectrum myself.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>By the by, we hear that since <strong>Trump <\/strong>eviscerated the <strong><em>Kennedy<\/em><\/strong> <strong><em>Center<\/em><\/strong> board, ticket sales to shows have dropped considerably.&nbsp; Some events have only sold 34 percent \u2013 although to be fair, that was a <strong><em>Bee Gees <\/em><\/strong>tribute concert!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Speaking of dancing, I watched Dancing with the Stars for the first time in a couple of seasons.&nbsp; I simply couldn\u2019t resist Tom Bergeron\u2019s triumphant return for the show\u2019s 20th anniversary.&nbsp; Truly it was fun to see many of the former contestants and pros in fleeting shots.&nbsp; But if I\u2019ve previously called this show Dancing<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94423"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=94423"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94423\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":94426,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94423\/revisions\/94426"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=94423"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=94423"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=94423"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}