{"id":94453,"date":"2025-11-23T17:59:56","date_gmt":"2025-11-24T01:59:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=94453"},"modified":"2025-11-23T17:59:56","modified_gmt":"2025-11-24T01:59:56","slug":"simone-and-jesse-transform","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2025\/11\/23\/simone-and-jesse-transform\/","title":{"rendered":"Simone and Jesse Transform"},"content":{"rendered":"

The guy who accosted Ariana Grande <\/strong>on the Wicked: For Good<\/em><\/strong> red carpet at the Singapore premiere previously targeted Katy Perry<\/strong>.  There\u2019s no accounting for taste.<\/p>\n

In other film news, we hear that Brendan Fraser <\/strong>and Rachel Weisz <\/strong>may be reuniting for a fourth Mummy<\/em><\/strong> flick.  Might I suggest they call it Grand Mummy<\/em><\/strong>?<\/p>\n

In announcing a sequel to Zootopia<\/em><\/strong>, Disney <\/em>also revealed that it will include a new character \u2013 Nibbles.  This minx of a beaver will be played by Fortune Feimster<\/strong>.  Once again, I\u2019ll pause while you insert your own joke.<\/p>\n

With the Bond <\/em><\/strong>franchise now in the hands of Amazon <\/em>(OK, technically Amazon <\/em>MGM<\/em> Studios<\/em>), rumor has it that Jeff Bezos <\/strong>wants his wife to be the next Bond girl.  Lauren Sanchez <\/strong>as a Bond girl?  The same Lauren Sanchez who was turned down TWICE to be a co-host on The View<\/em><\/strong>?  If that\u2019s the criteria, Rachel Campos <\/strong>has a shot!<\/p>\n

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Olympian <\/em>Simone Biles <\/strong>went public about some cosmetic procedures she\u2019s undergone.  \u201cSocial media is not real, that\u2019s why I try to be as transparent as possible.\u201d  She had breast augmentation, lower blepharoplasty, and earlobe surgery (which, you may recall, Chelsea Handler <\/strong>says she wants done).  What is lower blepharoplasty?  In Simone\u2019s family, it\u2019s known as \u201cBiles eye bags\u201d.  She says she wanted her boobs to be even bigger, but they couldn\u2019t fit into her frame.  When she saw the ones she ended up with, she felt they were too big.  But, as with most large foreign objects entering the body, she just had to breathe and let them settle in.  Eventually, they felt just right.<\/p>\n

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I recently went to see the third installment in the Now You See Me<\/em><\/strong> franchise \u2013 which completely baffled me because I apparently missed the second film (I\u2019ve now rectified that).  As an aside, can I just say it\u2019s almost criminal what has happened to Jesse Eisenberg<\/strong>.  Really, whoever did that to his hair should be sued for malicious intent.  Then again, it\u2019s been 16 years \u2013 time does indeed march on.  The point of this item is to tell you about the cinema I saw it at \u2013 one of those that makes you choose a seat in advance (something I hate doing).  This cinema labels Row A at the back of the house and increases letters as you move closer to the front.  So I guess it is a thing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The guy who accosted Ariana Grande on the Wicked: For Good red carpet at the Singapore premiere previously targeted Katy Perry.  There\u2019s no accounting for taste. In other film news, we hear that Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz may be reuniting for a fourth Mummy flick.  Might I suggest they call it Grand Mummy? In<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-94453","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94453","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=94453"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94453\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":94454,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94453\/revisions\/94454"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=94453"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=94453"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=94453"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}