{"id":94506,"date":"2025-12-08T00:20:06","date_gmt":"2025-12-08T08:20:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=94506"},"modified":"2025-12-08T00:20:06","modified_gmt":"2025-12-08T08:20:06","slug":"funny-books-for-holidays","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2025\/12\/08\/funny-books-for-holidays\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny Books for Holidays"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And like a flare-up of herpes, we\u2019re back with <strong><em>Billy\u2019s Holiday Gift Giving Suggestions<\/em><\/strong>.&nbsp; But, have no fear \u2013 the worst injury you\u2019ll receive from these gifts is a paper cut.&nbsp; Because this week, we\u2019re bringing you books.&nbsp; The first one comes from <strong>Carol Leifer <\/strong>\u2013 the legendary scribe who has written for everyone, from <strong>Letterman <\/strong>to <strong>Seinfeld<\/strong>.&nbsp; So needless to say, her book <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/How-Write-Funny-Speech-Graduation\/dp\/1797232231\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong><em>How to Write a Funny Speech<\/em><\/strong><\/a> really delivers.&nbsp; And it just went into its third printing.&nbsp; Carol is selling copies of her book in a fascinating way.&nbsp; If you need to buy a perfect gift for someone under $25, you can buy the book directly from her.&nbsp; She\u2019ll inscribe it anyway you\u2019d like, she\u2019ll mail it out, and she\u2019ll only charge you $20! DM her on social media or at <a href=\"https:\/\/www.CarolLeifer.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong><u>CarolLeifer.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a>. &nbsp;Tell her Billy sent you.<\/p>\n<p>Next up is our pal <strong>Judy Gold<\/strong>.&nbsp; Back in 2019, she wrote <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Yes-Can-Say-That-Cant\/dp\/0062953753\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong><em>Yes I Can Say That \u2013 When They Come For The Comedians, We\u2019re All In Trouble<\/em><\/strong><\/a>.&nbsp; It\u2019s like she was psychic!&nbsp; It made our list that year.&nbsp; And here it is, in another printing due to the timeliness of the issue.&nbsp; \u201cNo one makes me laugh harder than Judy Gold.&nbsp; If I had to pick one comedian to write a book about free speech, it would be Judy.\u201d&nbsp; You know who said that?&nbsp; <strong>Amy Schumer<\/strong>.&nbsp; Who am I to argue with her?&nbsp; If you know someone who needs a laugh that will also make them think, this is perfect.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"colorbar1\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/p>\n<p>When we don\u2019t have room for an <strong><em>Ask Billy<\/em><\/strong> question because we had an <em>Ask Jacob<\/em> question, we\u2019ve definitely come to the end of yet another column.&nbsp; And let me thank Jacob for not answering the question about the actors playing gay hockey players.&nbsp; Frankly, I\u2019d rather fantasize about them pucking!&nbsp; And you can check them out on <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/\">www.BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> \u2013 the site that always lets you score.&nbsp; Should you have a question for me (or Jacob), send it along to <strong><a href=\"mailto:Billy@BillyMasters.com\">Billy@BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> and I promise to get back to you before Fraser exclaims, \u201cThe British are cumming!\u201d&nbsp; Until next time, remember, one man\u2019s filth is another man\u2019s bible.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And like a flare-up of herpes, we\u2019re back with Billy\u2019s Holiday Gift Giving Suggestions.&nbsp; But, have no fear \u2013 the worst injury you\u2019ll receive from these gifts is a paper cut.&nbsp; Because this week, we\u2019re bringing you books.&nbsp; The first one comes from Carol Leifer \u2013 the legendary scribe who has written for everyone, from<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-94506","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94506","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=94506"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94506\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":94507,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94506\/revisions\/94507"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=94506"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=94506"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=94506"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}