{"id":94558,"date":"2025-12-21T22:52:16","date_gmt":"2025-12-22T06:52:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=94558"},"modified":"2025-12-21T22:55:16","modified_gmt":"2025-12-22T06:55:16","slug":"no-more-boots-or-clothes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2025\/12\/21\/no-more-boots-or-clothes\/","title":{"rendered":"No More Boots or Clothes"},"content":{"rendered":"

By the time you read this, Bowen Yang <\/strong>will have left the cast of Saturday Night Live<\/em><\/strong>.  I\u2019m of two minds on this topic.  On one hand, congrats to anyone who gets to leave this show on their own \u2013 presumably to have a career in television or films.  On the other hand, this means we don\u2019t get to regularly see either their characters or their range and diversity.  While I don\u2019t begrudge Kate McKinnon <\/strong>her success in films, I bemoan her absence from the show.  And, is anyone more missed than Cheri Oteri<\/strong>?  Anyway, good luck, Bowen.  But pop in every now and then.<\/p>\n

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Next year, something else will be missing from the small screen.  Boots<\/em><\/strong> has been cancelled by Netflix<\/em>.  The show that the Pentagon <\/em>labeled as \u201cwoke garbage\u201d brought us all sorts of hot, fit lads scurrying to and fro.  Here\u2019s a fun fact \u2013 Boots<\/em> was the last project worked on by Norman Lear<\/strong>.  Based on Greg Cope White<\/strong>\u2019s book The Pink Marine<\/em><\/strong>, it centered on closeted life in the Marine Corps<\/em>.  But, let\u2019s face it, it centered on seeing hot guys like Max Parker <\/strong>and Miles Heizer <\/strong>in various forms of undress.  Their hottest moments can be found on BillyMasters.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n

Speaking of fit, undressed lads, many of you have asked about Channing Tatum<\/strong>\u2019s nude scene in Roofman<\/em><\/strong>, the real-life story of a guy who lived inside a Toys \u201cR\u201d Us<\/em><\/strong>.  Tatum\u2019s main concern was how they would film the 90-second scene of him running through the store fully naked and not showing his “stuff\u201d.  \u201cI was na\u00efve, I guess, and thought that there was a plan to shoot this in a certain way.\u201d  When told there was no plan, he said, \u201cWhat do you mean you don\u2019t know?  We\u2019re gonna see stuff if you don\u2019t have a plan.\u201d  As it turns out, we don\u2019t really see any stuff \u2013 at least not in the movie.  But you can see all his stuff on BillyMasters.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n

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Time for our last installment of Billy\u2019s Holiday Gift Giving Suggestions<\/em><\/strong>.  If you waited this long, your options are limited.  Still, you could make a big impression by hiring a celebrity to wish your loved ones a happy holiday season.  Famous folk are cashing in on their fame via Cameo<\/em><\/strong>.  People like Mario Cantone<\/strong>, Carson Kressley<\/strong>, and Frankie Grande <\/strong>are available (some more available than others).  So are singers Lance Bass<\/strong>, Todrick Hall<\/strong>, Billy Gilman <\/strong>and Sam Harris<\/strong>.  Or former Superman<\/em> Tom Welling <\/strong>and his WB <\/em>friend James Van Der Beek <\/strong>(who probably could use some cash at Christmas).   SNL<\/em> alums Chris Kattan<\/strong>, Jon Lovitz<\/strong>, Laraine Newman<\/strong>, and the aforementioned Cheri Oteri <\/strong>are on the site, as are Housewives<\/em><\/strong> Bethenny Frankel <\/strong>and that Countess <\/strong>chick.  Even some of my iconic friends are cashing in \u2013 like Fran Drescher<\/strong>, John Barrowman <\/strong>and Miriam Margolyes<\/strong>.  You could even employ the ever-elusive Angelyne<\/strong>!  There\u2019s something for everyone on Cameo.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n

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By the time you read this, Bowen Yang <\/strong>will have left the cast of Saturday Night Live<\/em><\/strong>.  I\u2019m of two minds on this topic.  On one hand, congrats to anyone who gets to leave this show on their own \u2013 presumably to have a career in television or films.  On the other hand, this means we don\u2019t get to regularly see either their characters or their range and diversity.  While I don\u2019t begrudge Kate McKinnon <\/strong>her success in films, I bemoan her absence from the show.  And, is anyone more missed than Cheri Oteri<\/strong>?  Anyway, good luck, Bowen.  But pop in every now and then.<\/p>\n

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Next year, something else will be missing from the small screen.  Boots<\/em><\/strong> has been cancelled by Netflix<\/em>.  The show that the Pentagon <\/em>labeled as \u201cwoke garbage\u201d brought us all sorts of hot, fit lads scurrying to and fro.  Here\u2019s a fun fact \u2013 Boots<\/em> was the last project worked on by Norman Lear<\/strong>.  Based on Greg Cope White<\/strong>\u2019s book The Pink Marine<\/em><\/strong>, it centered on closeted life in the Marine Corps<\/em>.  But, let\u2019s face it, it centered on seeing hot guys like Max Parker <\/strong>and Miles Heizer <\/strong>in various forms of undress.  Their hottest moments can be found on BillyMasters.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n

Speaking of fit, undressed lads, many of you have asked about Channing Tatum<\/strong>\u2019s nude scene in Roofman<\/em><\/strong>, the real-life story of a guy who lived inside a Toys \u201cR\u201d Us<\/em><\/strong>.  Tatum\u2019s main concern was how they would film the 90-second scene of him running through the store fully naked and not showing his “stuff\u201d.  \u201cI was na\u00efve, I guess, and thought that there was a plan to shoot this in a certain way.\u201d  When told there was no plan, he said, \u201cWhat do you mean you don\u2019t know?  We\u2019re gonna see stuff if you don\u2019t have a plan.\u201d  As it turns out, we don\u2019t really see any stuff \u2013 at least not in the movie.  But you can see all his stuff on BillyMasters.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n

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Time for our last installment of Billy\u2019s Holiday Gift Giving Suggestions<\/em><\/strong>.  If you waited this long, your options are limited.  Still, you could make a big impression by hiring a celebrity to wish your loved ones a happy holiday season.  Famous folk are cashing in on their fame via Cameo<\/em><\/strong>.  People like Mario Cantone<\/strong>, Carson Kressley<\/strong>, and Frankie Grande <\/strong>are available (some more available than others).  So are singers Lance Bass<\/strong>, Todrick Hall<\/strong>, Billy Gilman <\/strong>and Sam Harris<\/strong>.  Or former Superman<\/em> Tom Welling <\/strong>and his WB <\/em>friend James Van Der Beek <\/strong>(who probably could use some cash at Christmas).   SNL<\/em> alums Chris Kattan<\/strong>, Jon Lovitz<\/strong>, Laraine Newman<\/strong>, and the aforementioned Cheri Oteri <\/strong>are on the site, as are Housewives<\/em><\/strong> Bethenny Frankel <\/strong>and that Countess <\/strong>chick.  Even some of my iconic friends are cashing in \u2013 like Fran Drescher<\/strong>, John Barrowman <\/strong>and Miriam Margolyes<\/strong>.  You could even employ the ever-elusive Angelyne<\/strong>!  There\u2019s something for everyone on Cameo.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n

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When I\u2019m promoting another website, we\u2019ve definitely come to the end of yet another column.  And that brings up the best idea of the year.  A great gift for your special someone is a subscription to www.BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> \u2013 the site that has been delivering for 30 years.  Even during the holiday season, I\u2019m here to stuff your stocking, or slide down your chimney, or deck your halls.  Whatever you\u2019re into…I\u2019m vers.  Reach out to Billy@BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> and I promise to get back to you before Travolta\u2019s son Ben takes the last name of Presley!  Until next time, remember, one man\u2019s filth is another man\u2019s bible.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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