{"id":94610,"date":"2026-01-11T23:11:13","date_gmt":"2026-01-12T07:11:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=94610"},"modified":"2026-01-11T23:11:13","modified_gmt":"2026-01-12T07:11:13","slug":"joan-nikki-and-golden-globes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2026\/01\/11\/joan-nikki-and-golden-globes\/","title":{"rendered":"Joan, Nikki and Golden Globes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>\u201cI\u2019m very proud to call him a friend.&nbsp;<br \/>\nI\u2019m also proud to call him a colleague.&nbsp;<br \/>\nWhen I grow up, I want to be <strong>Noah Wyle<\/strong>\u201d&nbsp;<\/em><\/span><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em><br \/>\n\u2013 <\/em><span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\"><strong>George Clooney <\/strong>extols the virtues of Wyle at<br \/>\nthe <strong><em>AARP Movies for Grownups Awards<\/em><\/strong>.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>I was recently invited on a holiday to Ibiza \u2013 a place I\u2019ve never been.&nbsp; A friend asked, \u201cDon\u2019t you think you\u2019re a bit too old for Ibiza?\u201d&nbsp; What am I?&nbsp; A hundred?&nbsp; But I started feeling self-conscious and declined.&nbsp; Imagine my surprise when I heard that esteemed chef <strong>Mary Berry <\/strong>revealed that she had recently been to Ibiza.&nbsp; Not only Ibiza, but she went to <em>Pacha <\/em>\u2013 the exclusive club where all sorts of debauchery takes place.&nbsp; Dame Mary clocks in at 90 years old \u2013 smack-dab between me and <strong>Dame Joan Collins<\/strong>!&nbsp; It should be noted that Berry went to Pacha well before midnight.&nbsp; Nobody told her it doesn\u2019t get going till about 3AM!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"colorbar1\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Speaking of Dame Joan, she has not one but TWO films coming out (I say that as if they\u2019ll play in cinemas).&nbsp; &nbsp;Of course, we all know her latest bid for cinematic immortality is playing the <strong>Duchess of Windsor <\/strong>in <strong><em>The Bitter End<\/em><\/strong> opposite <strong>Isabella Rossellini <\/strong>as her conniving lawyer.&nbsp; We also have an <strong>Agatha Christie<\/strong>-esque whodunit entitled <strong><em>A Murder Between Friends<\/em><\/strong> directed by former soap stud, <strong>Jacob Young<\/strong>.&nbsp; It also features another daytime vet, <strong>Nadia Bjorlin<\/strong>.&nbsp; Fun fact \u2013 when I first met Nadia at a Hollywood event, I mistook her for a car-show model!&nbsp; An understandable mistake.&nbsp; The flick drops this week on <em>Apple TV<\/em>, <em>Vudu<\/em>, <em>Fandango<\/em>, and pretty much anywhere you can watch <em>Video on Demand <\/em>fare. &nbsp;You can check out the trailer on our website.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"colorbar1\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/p>\n<p>The <strong><em>Golden Globes <\/em><\/strong>kicked off awards season.&nbsp; <strong>Nikki Glazer <\/strong>was back to host, and didn\u2019t she look fabulous?&nbsp; Especially that dress where she had the goods in the window \u2013 and the window was wide open!&nbsp; Of course, she did a great job, but may I give one bit of unsolicited advice?&nbsp;&nbsp; You can\u2019t love everyone SO much.&nbsp; And do you really think <strong>Sean Penn <\/strong>is turning into a sexy leather handbag?&nbsp; I personally don\u2019t find him all that sexy.&nbsp; I do have a tiny suggestion to whoever is hiring people for this show \u2013 dump the guy escorting winners off the stage.&nbsp; Yes, they need to be guided, but it can be done less aggressively.&nbsp; It looked like he yanked poor <strong>Teyana Taylor<\/strong>\u2019s arm right out of its socket.&nbsp; Speaking of Teyana, I too enjoy a party in the back.&nbsp; And like <strong>Jean Smart<\/strong>, I\u2019m a greedy bitch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cI\u2019m very proud to call him a friend.&nbsp; I\u2019m also proud to call him a colleague.&nbsp; When I grow up, I want to be Noah Wyle\u201d&nbsp; \u2013 George Clooney extols the virtues of Wyle at the AARP Movies for Grownups Awards. 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