{"id":94624,"date":"2026-01-11T23:16:38","date_gmt":"2026-01-12T07:16:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=94624"},"modified":"2026-01-11T23:16:38","modified_gmt":"2026-01-12T07:16:38","slug":"chalamet-assumes-the-position","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2026\/01\/11\/chalamet-assumes-the-position\/","title":{"rendered":"Chalamet Assumes the Position"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This week\u2019s <strong><em>Ask Billy<\/em><\/strong> question comes from <strong>Walter <\/strong>in Chicago.&nbsp; <em>\u201cDid you see <\/em><strong>Marty Supreme<\/strong><em>?&nbsp; Was that really <strong>Timoth\u00e9e Chalamet<\/strong>\u2019s ass?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I would think a reader of this column is quite knowledgeable about Timoth\u00e9e\u2019s assets.&nbsp; But for those who haven\u2019t seen the film, let me explain that Timmy\u2019s character is getting spanked with a ping pong paddle.&nbsp; The one with the paddle is <strong><em>Shark Tank<\/em><\/strong> regular <strong>Kevin O\u2019Leary <\/strong>(I believe he does the same thing to <strong>Barbara Corcoran<\/strong>).&nbsp; Kevin was given a fake paddle and he walked onto the set to find a stranger standing in as Chalamet\u2019s \u201cass double\u201d.&nbsp; When Timmy found out there was a double, he hit the roof and got himself onto the set pronto.&nbsp; \u201cHe didn\u2019t want any other ass immortalized,\u201d says O\u2019Leary.&nbsp; On the first take, the fake paddle broke.&nbsp; So they had to use a real one.&nbsp; I\u2019m told it required 40 takes, and Timoth\u00e9e never once complained.&nbsp; In fact, it kinda looked like he enjoyed it.&nbsp; Decide for yourself by checking out the clip on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.BillyMasters.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong><u>BillyMasters.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"colorbar1\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/p>\n<p>When Timoth\u00e9e\u2019s getting into same-sex paddling, we\u2019ve definitely come to the end of yet another column.&nbsp; I may have canceled plans for that trip to Ibiza, but next month I\u2019m going someplace hotter \u2013 the Canary Islands.&nbsp; Hotter as in about 20 degrees, which is a good place to start.&nbsp; Where I end up is anyone\u2019s guess.&nbsp; Regardless of your locale, you\u2019ll always find the hottest gossip on <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/\">www.BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> \u2013 the site that gives you something to spank about.&nbsp; If you have a question, send it along to <strong><a href=\"mailto:Billy@BillyMasters.com\">Billy@BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> and I promise to get back to you before we find out what <strong>Latifah <\/strong>was hiding under that cape!&nbsp; Until next time, remember, one man\u2019s filth is another man\u2019s bible.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This week\u2019s Ask Billy question comes from Walter in Chicago.&nbsp; \u201cDid you see Marty Supreme?&nbsp; Was that really Timoth\u00e9e Chalamet\u2019s ass?\u201d I would think a reader of this column is quite knowledgeable about Timoth\u00e9e\u2019s assets.&nbsp; But for those who haven\u2019t seen the film, let me explain that Timmy\u2019s character is getting spanked with a ping<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-94624","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94624","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=94624"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94624\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":94625,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94624\/revisions\/94625"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=94624"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=94624"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=94624"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}