{"id":94780,"date":"2026-02-22T16:29:59","date_gmt":"2026-02-23T00:29:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=94780"},"modified":"2026-02-22T16:29:59","modified_gmt":"2026-02-23T00:29:59","slug":"doing-the-crocodile-rock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2026\/02\/22\/doing-the-crocodile-rock\/","title":{"rendered":"Doing the Crocodile Rock"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This week\u2019s <strong><em>Ask Billy<\/em><\/strong> question comes from <strong>Frank <\/strong>in Philadelphia: <em>\u201cI just saw a commercial for <\/em>Lacoste <em>underwear with a really hot guy in the shower.&nbsp; He looks so familiar, but I can\u2019t place him.&nbsp; Help!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>That would be the lovely and talented <strong>Taylor Zakhar Perez<\/strong>, who you know primarily from <strong><em>Red, White &amp; Royal Blue<\/em><\/strong>.&nbsp; The commercial begins in a shower, which certainly puts Taylor and his taut torso in the best light.&nbsp; Then the undies go on.&nbsp; A source told me that there was much concern on the set which required Taylor to \u201cflatten himself out\u201d \u2013 whatever that means!&nbsp; &nbsp;There\u2019s a good amount of ass shaking and hair flipping while Perez dances around blasting music through his headphones.&nbsp; And yet he somehow manages to hear someone clear his throat in the distance.&nbsp; So much for plot development!&nbsp; You can check out every dripping millimeter on <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/\">BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-568\" src=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/colorbar1.gif\" alt=\"colorbar1\" width=\"500\" height=\"1\"><\/p>\n<p>When underwear models are being asked to \u201cflatten out\u201d, it\u2019s definitely time to end another column.&nbsp; In other bits of madness, I have four countries and three continents left on my endless excursion.&nbsp; But no matter my locale, I still deliver the unfiltered dish on <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/\">www.BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> \u2013 the site that never makes an exception.&nbsp; If you have a question, send it along to <strong><a href=\"mailto:Billy@BillyMasters.com\">Billy@BillyMasters.com<\/a><\/strong> and and I promise to get back to you before we find out which royal will be arrested on my next birthday!&nbsp; So, until next time, remember, one man\u2019s filth is another man\u2019s bible.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This week\u2019s Ask Billy question comes from Frank in Philadelphia: \u201cI just saw a commercial for Lacoste underwear with a really hot guy in the shower.&nbsp; He looks so familiar, but I can\u2019t place him.&nbsp; Help!\u201d That would be the lovely and talented Taylor Zakhar Perez, who you know primarily from Red, White &amp; Royal<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94780"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=94780"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94780\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":94781,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94780\/revisions\/94781"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=94780"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=94780"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=94780"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}