{"id":94817,"date":"2026-03-08T23:28:56","date_gmt":"2026-03-09T06:28:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=94817"},"modified":"2026-03-08T23:28:56","modified_gmt":"2026-03-09T06:28:56","slug":"gosling-is-accessible","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2026\/03\/08\/gosling-is-accessible\/","title":{"rendered":"Gosling is Accessible"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>\u201cI picked those drapes in my first term.&nbsp;<br \/>\n<\/em><\/span><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>I always like gold.&nbsp; But I think we can<br \/>\nsave a lot of money \u2013 I just saved curtains.\u201d&nbsp;<\/em><\/span><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em><br \/>\n\u2013 <\/em><span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\"><strong>Donald Trump<\/strong> pivots from talking about \u201cOperation Epic Fury\u201d<br \/>\nto discussing drapes.&nbsp; The war in Iran, brought to you by <em>HGTV<\/em>.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Has anyone out there ever watched a television show in \u201cAccessibility Mode\u201d?&nbsp; For people who are visually impaired, someone does audio descriptions of what is happening on the screen.&nbsp; I accidentally toggled it on for last week\u2019s <strong><em>Saturday Night Live<\/em><\/strong>.&nbsp; I don\u2019t want to call someone out as gay&#8230;but the guy who was doing the narration was most definitely gay.&nbsp; When <strong>Ryan Gosling <\/strong>walked out to do his monologue, this is how it was described (and I will post it on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.BillyMasters.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong><u>BillyMasters.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a> lest you have any doubt): \u201cRyan enters through an upstage door, cuts through the band, and makes his way to center stage on the home base set which looks like <em>Grand Central Terminal<\/em>.&nbsp; Ryan is a tall, fit white guy with wavy blond hair.&nbsp; He wears a double breasted charcoal pinstripe suit over a watermelon red shirt&#8230;unbuttoned several buttons&#8230;down his chest.\u201d&nbsp; Gurl, keep it in your pants!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cI picked those drapes in my first term.&nbsp; I always like gold.&nbsp; But I think we can save a lot of money \u2013 I just saved curtains.\u201d&nbsp; \u2013 Donald Trump pivots from talking about \u201cOperation Epic Fury\u201d to discussing drapes.&nbsp; The war in Iran, brought to you by HGTV. Has anyone out there ever watched<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94817"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=94817"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94817\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":94826,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94817\/revisions\/94826"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=94817"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=94817"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=94817"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}