{"id":94885,"date":"2026-03-22T23:34:50","date_gmt":"2026-03-23T06:34:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/?p=94885"},"modified":"2026-03-22T23:34:50","modified_gmt":"2026-03-23T06:34:50","slug":"liza-with-a-feinstein","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/blog\/2026\/03\/22\/liza-with-a-feinstein\/","title":{"rendered":"Liza with a Feinstein"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>\u201cI want to know how come <strong>Streisand <\/strong>was up there doing<br \/>\nthat for <strong>Redford<\/strong>.&nbsp; She only made one movie with him \u2013<br \/>\nI made four!&nbsp; I have more to say.\u201d&nbsp;<br \/>\n\u2013<\/em><span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\"> <strong>Jane Fonda <\/strong>vents about the tribute to <strong>Robert Redford<\/strong> at the <strong><em>Oscars<\/em><\/strong>.<br \/>\nShe\u2019s correct, but there\u2019s one difference \u2013 Barbra appears in public less<br \/>\noften than <strong>Punxsutawney Phil<\/strong>.&nbsp; Fonda is out several times a week.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Where to begin?&nbsp; I guess we should start with the big story of the week \u2013 <strong>Liza<\/strong>\u2019s memoir is out.&nbsp; In the preface, <strong>Michael Feinstein <\/strong>writes, \u201cLiza is a genius of manipulation.\u201d&nbsp; If that\u2019s the case, this book is her masterpiece.&nbsp; I should probably say \u201chis\u201d masterpiece.&nbsp; After all, it says right on the cover \u201cAs told to Michael Feinstein\u201d.&nbsp; Believe it or not, there are people out there who think Liza sat down with a pencil and legal pad and wrote this book.&nbsp; There are others who don\u2019t believe she could hold a pencil!&nbsp; But there\u2019s no pretense \u2013 Liza told Michael stories, he wrote them down (or recorded them).&nbsp; Then, writers <strong>Josh Getlin <\/strong>and <em>Pulitzer Prize <\/em>winner <strong>Heidi Evans <\/strong>wrote it.&nbsp; And they are all credited.&nbsp; No slight of hand or shenanigans here.<\/p>\n<p>Let\u2019s go to the debacle that was her book event in Los Angeles last week at the <em>Million Dollar Theatre <\/em>(fun fact \u2013 <strong><em>The Gumm Sisters <\/em><\/strong>performed there in 1930).&nbsp; For $225, you got admission, two books, and a 48-minute show (there were a handful of $90 tickets \u2013 they only got one book).&nbsp; Well, \u201cshow\u201d is probably the wrong word.&nbsp; Let\u2019s call it what it was \u2013 a spectacle.&nbsp; There were gay boy dancers, there was a woman in tights and a top hat, there were clips, there was razzamatazz.&nbsp; After a flash of fire, two dancers clumsily turned a banner around and pushed forward Liza in a director\u2019s chair.&nbsp; You know those photos on <strong><em>Space<\/em><\/strong> <strong><em>Mountain<\/em><\/strong> when people look like they are plummeting to their death?&nbsp; That\u2019s the look Liza had as her chair spun around in front of a capacity crowd.&nbsp; She rambled, she guffawed, she lost track of stories, she made loads of mistakes.&nbsp; Feinstein would try to get her back on track for a heavily prepared punchline.&nbsp; Sometimes she landed it.&nbsp; Sometimes she appeared bewildered.&nbsp; Throughout the show, she was slumped in her chair looking like she could slide off at any minute.&nbsp; She blames it on \u201cmy rotten spine\u201d.&nbsp; The most ill-advised moment was when she \u201csang\u201d a bit of \u201cOur Love Is Here To Stay\u201d (seen on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.BillyMasters.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong><u>BillyMasters.com<\/u><\/strong><\/a>).&nbsp; And then it was over.&nbsp; Some people kvelled that they saw a star.&nbsp; Others were concerned for her well-being.&nbsp; And others simply called it \u201csad\u201d.&nbsp; Within hours, a similar event in NYC was cancelled due to \u201cillness\u201d.&nbsp; I can\u2019t see her flying cross-country.&nbsp; Strike that \u2013 I can\u2019t see her getting through <em>TSA<\/em>!<\/p>\n<p>Given his prominence as ringmaster of the events and billing in her memoir, people point their accusatory fingers at Michael Feinstein.&nbsp; The terms \u201cenabler\u201d, \u201copportunist\u201d, and \u201celder abuse\u201d are bandied about as frequently as praise for him standing by her side and trying to protect.&nbsp; One insider told me, \u201cThis is what\u2019s keeping her going&#8230;She wants it very badly.\u201d&nbsp; The rationale being it would be so much worse if Feinstein weren\u2019t around.&nbsp; Perhaps, but sometimes the best thing you can do for someone is to tell them no.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cI want to know how come Streisand was up there doing that for Redford.&nbsp; She only made one movie with him \u2013 I made four!&nbsp; I have more to say.\u201d&nbsp; \u2013 Jane Fonda vents about the tribute to Robert Redford at the Oscars. She\u2019s correct, but there\u2019s one difference \u2013 Barbra appears in public less<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-94885","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94885","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=94885"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94885\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":94894,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94885\/revisions\/94894"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=94885"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=94885"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billymasters.com\/custom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=94885"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}